Only in America...

yeah, i hate crackwhores.

Especially when they have mustaches and constantly scratch the genital warts.

America is the only place where you can buy meat in any ten mile radius.

America is the only place where you can get laid by a priest.

america is the only place where kids shoot up their high schools.

That happens in other places RJ.

i knew that.

😂

Only in america can you live in Texas.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Maybe I can get you to come out here for a vacation.

You can stay with me.

* Hides under Windy's blanket from the big scary America *

Ok then, I will just have to come live with you.

Okie dokie n.n

are we talking about north america, south america or central america?

Whatever, Nivvy. At least in America we don't have Orcs and evil Rings that bind elves and dwarves and stuff. At least we don't have Sauron. Psh. Big scary New Zealand can keep it's Mordor.

I think were talking about the movie, "once upon a time in america."

I'd like to live in Mordor, as long as I have Niv with me.

orcs? please...gimmee an ak47 and ill taking on a whole gang of them!!!!!!

We also have little Blonde Elves, and Swamps full of dead Soldiers. Not to mention lots and lots of Wind, that Conviniently blows locks of blonde hair in our faces.

There aren't any AK47's in Middle Earth. Only rocks and sticks and stuff.

When will I get to come out there?