Bragg about yourself.

i have long nails and can nearly do the splits and janie hun we no you can so dont say so coz i have for you

I always go back to check I locked my car at least once.

i dont have a car i have my navel pierced

I don't have a naval.

sure you dont mate i think you mean a brain

Okay I do, I got a little carried away there.

No piercings in my navel, but I do have quite a bit of hair there.

well i have a purple bar

I grow a very poor beard.

i cant remember what i was goin to say

I can cut a pizza into 16 slices in less than 3 seconds.

kool i thought you were gonna say i look like all fit stars

No, but when I cut a pizza, I look just like Ben Affleck.

kool i look like thingy from tattoo apparently the one with brown hair

Janie can do a backwards walkover

I can do a back bend.

me2 i can nearly touch the froor with my head if someone holds my hands and i band backwards

i can pat my head & rub my belly

I can light my farts, for reals.

so can i

that's awesome.