Bragg about yourself.

i am a descendant of andrew "stonewall" jackson.

I'm related to the infamous Jesse James.

That means I'm related to Jesse James on Monster Garage.

i am a descendant of andrew "stonewall" jackson.

nah.....but janet is.

Same difference.

The whole Jackson family is f'ed up in the head.

my record for wins in tekken tag tournament survivalmode is 87 wins.

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my great grandmother Martha Allen Carrier was the only Salem witch who never plead guilty to witchcraft before she was hung, even after they tortured her two oldest boys

I've flown the Dodo Plane in GTA 3 for over 35 seconds.

Most people can only get it to fly for 10!

I am good at military stuff

I am a descendant of an Iriquois Indian Chief.

I am abot 1/16 Iriquois.

i am good at being good at things.

I am good at being the model example of lazyness.

i'm good at yelling at second graders

my first graders are angels (for me anyway)

im good at being yelled at.

I am good at pissing people off

i once met the guy off the 'Aussie Home Loans' ad 😛

I made a girl orgasm five times once in one hr. Ya know it's all in the wrist.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
I'm related to the infamous Jesse James.

That means I'm related to Jesse James on Monster Garage.

omg dude ur related to him he is with out a doubt one of the coolest people on the face of the earth his bikes r amazing i am a huge chopper fan i mean what he does with them r just incrediable what is ur relation to him cause that is some really cool shit bro i cant tell u how many hour i have worn his west coast choppers hat with the iron cross i neve take it off

stone wall jackson is cool as hell to the confedaercy that is really historical shit u r related to bro i used to have a confederate flag in my room with a number 3 in the middel for dale eanrhart then i sold it it was a huge flag to