IT'S EDNA'S BIRTHDAY!!!

Today, April 24th, is Edna's 18th birthday. Isn't that great? Due to various twisty reasons that are too complex to be summarised here, Edna and myself have formed a friendship on these boards, so I feel honour-bound to celebrate her birthday in some way...

Good going, Witchy-girl...

Anyhow, why don't we all post here our congratulations to Edna, and thank her for the contribution she has made to this forum. Wouldn't be the same without you, my dear...

If enough people tell her that she's marvellous, you may even put me in a good mood and then I'll tell you what I think of her...

Hohohohohohoho...

[ April 23, 2001: Message edited by: Ushgarak ]

*off key*
HaAAaapppY bIRTHDaY tO YOU
hAPPY bIIIRTTHDAY TOOOoOO yOUOOuOuOU
hAPpppYY bIRTTTTHDDDDAAAaAAY dEeEEAaAR eeeeEEEEEEEeeeEeEeEdDDdddDDnnnnnnnNNNNNAaaA

hhhhhaAAApPPPpPY bbbbbIIiIIiIIIIrrrRrrrTTThHHHhhhDDdDDDAAAYyyy ttttOOoo yoouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUuUUuU!!!!!!!
😄 😂 😂 😄

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, EDNA, sweetie. Many happy returns, and many more to come. 🙂 🙂 🙂

My beloved director of Entertainment, many many heartfelt congrats on your birthday. 18 right?

Well, all the best wishes, hope you have (had) a nice day with friends and family.

Happy Birthday Edna, have a great one.

Hope life brings you all your wishes and your dreams.

happy birthday Edna have a great one.
18 and life to go. 😄 🙂 🤣 😎 😮‍💨

BTW, Dim really does sing like that.... 😂

It's worse? 😂

Imagine two cat's fighting in a trash can, rolling down a hill. Then double that and you're about half way there.... 😂

I await Dim's fury. *puts on helmet*

Yeah, that should be interesting to say the least. Luckily for me, LA is rather a long was from Dartford and she doesn't have a passport!!!

She has her ways though. Better start feeling afraid or get on your knees.

Oh, trust me,I am

Better wear a diaper to protect your clothes.

Eughhh! Not sure I even want to know...

What did I do to deserve such a crappy comment? 🙁

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR EDNA !
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR EDNA !
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU !

HAVE A SUPER TERRIFIC FANTASTIC BIRTHDAY !!!! 😎 😎 😎 😎

P.S. Happy Birthday to Tommy and Monika too ! 🤣

[ April 24, 2001: Message edited by: Gundark ]

And Paula Yates, but she's dead now.... 🙁

The diaper was just in case, fear tends to rear a particular form of bowel movement. Just trying to be helpful.

No I didn't, but the only way I can get my own back for all the times you make me feel small is by complimenting you, you see...