Bumper Sticker

Saw this on the way to work this morning.

"Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side and it binds the Universe together."

Although it should have been galaxy, not universe. 😮‍💨

This is the best I ever heard:

"Don't blame me, I voted for Valorum."

I've seen

'The Force had better be with you if you're close enough to read this...'

😂

The more I see women the more I like dogs.?????

Keep honking. I'm re-loading.

My other car is ALSO a Porsche...

This car is driven by a complete BITCH!

Beam me up Scotty. There's no intelligent life down here.

WHAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPP

WAASSSSSSSSSUUUUUPPPPPPPPP.....

TRUE.

I hope the R on the gear stick means a right turn.

Watchin the game drinkin a bud.

WUUUUUZZZZZZZZAAAARRRBBBIIIIEEEEE!

No this car aint fast, but it`s ahead of you.

You think I'm driving bad now? You should see me after a few drinks!