Now now!
Another easy one:
"*walks in entirely wrapped in a giant condom*
You all had it?
EEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwww.
(...)
I'm not thinking about any particular type of rash. Why do you think I've wrapped myself in a man-sized giant condom. I see all of you scratching yourselves, I'd like to refrain from that kind of passtime, please. But go ahead, nver mind me, feel free...now.