cable, direct tv, dish net ? ? ? ? ? ?

*walks in with sleeping bag and lubricant* wheres the tv?

You forgot the kleenex...cause you are certinally not using one of my bath towels!

i dont wanna know 😖

i already did die...i already did.... Muahahahahahahahaha

😘

oh lance, dont pretned you cant relate, you know you have a big pile of soiled towels.

Actually no.

Is it your guy's goal in life to make me sick everyday?

well its just so easy.

Yeah it is.

hey i would be happy with some channels in english
we're supposed to get BBC world and CCTV 9 but they never come in
so i'm stuck watching kungfu soap operas in chinese

Dish.