How Does Neo Kill Smith?

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THE COOKIE

dun dun dun...

YES!!! My font works!!! More Originality for moi!!!! HA HA HA (I love Comic Sans MS)

yes, something like that.

Fight fire with fire! 👿

Smith can't be killed. Neo will fight and fight, till he is forced to join forces with smith. They will realize that they both want the same thing. For the matrix to end. Neo will make a deal with smith. all the cookies he can eat if he helps him out on some info.

Perhaps they just find the nearest bar and sort their differences over lots of 🍺 🍺 🍺

It must be nice to wake up in the real world without a hangover! 😄

never had a hangover. Maybe i am in the MATRIX.

ive never had a hangover, so im in the matrix...of course, ive never had a drink, so...

Don't you guys drink beer?

😍 🍺

I dink whiskey, red wine and sometimes beer. 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 ✅ 💃 🤣

i'm too young (only 18, almost 19) but that doesn't seem to stop my dorm buddies... 😗

Ob1> I'm not a guy... sooo 😄
Well, I'm not too fond of beer. Gimme wine, cocktails or champagen, please.

Well, im too young to drink beer, and it tastes nasty anyway, so i doubt i will
joeboy-i agree with you, i dont think he will ever really defeat smith, just make an agreement with him

"look, il give you the cookie recipe if you put me down"

"I didnt mean it, i swear, the cookies taste good, really they do..."
"Have another...Hows it taste"
*choking down cookie* "mmm, really...good, tasty..."
"Thats it, you dont mean it...I cahllenge you to a duel..."

start your ovens

Neo: "Alright, the oracle said if i follow this recipe, i'll definitely win...although, she didn't say i WOULD win...AHHH!!, Why's my oven Smoking...?!?!?!"

Smith: "HEHE...That outta take him a while...Now, i fonly i could figure out that cookie recipe...Ah, i know, i'll just get one of my lemmings to get it, yes...hahahahaHahAhAHAHAHAHA!!!"

"SPEAK"
"The program Smith has baked beyond your control. You cannot stop him, but i can - download the best recipe known to man and machine"
*gets plugged in*
"Hey Mikey, I think he likes it!"

Niobe: "Neo..."
Morpheus: "He bakes For us..."

"I don't know what he can bake to save us. But I do know that as long as there is a singe breath in his body he will not stop cooking, and neither can we."