Moggy's big weekender

Very few jokes that anyone tells are their own, really...

Except my accidental ones!

See? You have a gift you were unaware of...

Yes well i would rather have a normal talent thank you!

You have plenty of talent...

Oh yeah? Name one! And academia doesn't count!

Why not?

But charm, then.

I am not charming!

Then you have a gift for deception. One way or another...

Sneaky! I like it! You win!

Woo-hoo!

yes, Gundy, buttermilk is the best, but because it is such a unique product, wasn't too sure of moggy could handle it. 🙄

OK its Saturday morning and time for.... CRACKERJACK! Well no actually its work but hey I finish at one and I'm back down the pub for round two of this big weekender.

Sunday afternoon is a 1st b'day party for my cousins nipper. A little bit of a come down one might think, but lets just say all the men in her fellas family have bulbous red noses! 😱

I'll give one guess at how they all achieve this feat. See you all Monday to tell any amusing stories or jokes.

Have fun; stay safe.

Rudolph has a red nose 😄

yes, finti, how do you think he's got the sense of direction he has, to fly in the sky. I mean, only certain inebriated creatures can fly in the sky. 🙄 😱 😈 😂

Mech, may I suggest moderation ? 😉

Yes, Mech, good stewardship of your liver, called balance, not too much, not too little, but just right. 😈 😄 😮‍💨

drinkomania!!!! 😄 Monika is of to her parents again this weekend so 16:00 on Saturday I am off work and into my first of loads of beers....."99 bottels of beer on the wall" 😮‍💨 🤣 😎

Finti, please, just don't drink and drive. If you're going to tank one on, please use a taxi or have a friend tote you around. Don't forget to drink your buttermilk first, to protect your tummy insides. 🙄 😉