Four-figure barrier has fallen...

Well, I have over a thousand posts here... I'm not sure if I should stay quiet about that...

In any case, what more is there for me to conquer? I can only think of one thing left to do. Wait for a vacancy in the Council, see someone else get it, throw a strop and leave,

That's how it works, isn't it?

Seriously, though, I'd like to thank you all again for being marvellous people who have helped me greatly... special mentions to dear Edna again, of course...

From here on in, the rumours can only get fatser and better, Great times ahead!
Thank you, Thank you, Thank you... I love you all...

Now you know I appreciate you all... you weren't SERIOUS about my photo, were you? Come on now...

100% Serious.

Oh, you are all too lovely...

I was serious too, Ush. I'd go after you in a sec !!!

That's it! Ush, outside now!!!

(we're not gonna fight, I'm just trying to look macho in front of Gundy! 😂 )

Ok!

(Starts striking manly poses)

Hey! This place just got timed to GMT/BST! Lovely!

But you are all still TOO kind...

YA know, I looked at the times a little early but didn't click.

Yarboo Sucks to you Yankies!!! 😛 😛 😛

You switched loyalites fast there...

Again, everyone, thank you, thank you...

You know this shows only one thing dont you! That you have way too much time on your hands! I really must find you a new hobby! Leave it with me! I will have you busy in no time! Trust me it will be good for you!

Life just gets better and better!

You see now youre getting it!

Assuming you weren't just making that up, of course...

Yeah Ush, I know. But being as the chances of me ever actually really getting to live for any period of time Stateside are slim, I guess I need to keep loyal to the home team!

Ah, I see...

Still waiting for big Edna thing...

What big Edna thing?

You thought that was a weight comment, didn't you?

The big thing that will have me less bored in no time, yeah?

No I didnt actually! Give me alittle time! Finding someone a life can take a while!

I think I must have been born confused as I know for a fact I have spent a very large proportion of my life that way! I look forward to the day when i have universal understanding! A girl can dream!

She certainly can. And lo! Your waiting is over, for I will help to ease your confusion...

I cant see that happening somehow since at the moment you eem to be the source of my confusion!