Explain your mysterious handles here...

Well I wouldn't call that dull, mech. The inside of your bottom lip, eh ? That must have been painful. Although I guess if you were drunk, you never even felt it. 😂

It hurts me just thinking about it. And I have enough trouble at the dentist office.

Actually...(note that I'm biting the inside of my lip now) I'm not sure if that area is really so sensitive...

Still biting things huh?

Are we appraoching 'too much info' territory here?

A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing.

And we get LOADS of little bits of knowledge around here...

Not too much info at all, just a note that if you upset the Dimster, you get bitten.
See the bruise on my arm in this picture, need I say more. That's one hell of a bite huh!

Well, that disturbs ME!

Are you sure thats a bruise? It looks like a birth mark.

Did she put salt on you before she bit ya ? Like on her fruit ? Inquiring minds want to know. 😎

Trust me, that's no birth mark. I have loads of pictures with bare arms and that mark isn't there.

Plus, the [ain when she did it will be a vivid memory for years to come...

No, seriously, that is disturbing... I'm worried that Dim will bite me if I meet her now...

Yes that is a very disturbing picture you're painting.

Well I don't know, I guess you have to be at a special place in a relationship where someone can bite you like that and you don't kick their butt! 😂

That had better be VERY special.

Was there a particular reason she bit you?

Nah, I kicked her butt 😈

Well he does look delicious. But maybe not to Raz and Ush. Hehehe. 😂

This is only getting MORE disturbing...