Can you cook?

Except on a piece of toast maybe.

Yes, but who wants to spend his last moments on earth on a piece of burned bread?

Hey! Have you been probing my mind again?

What do you mean "again"? We do that constantly.

After all, it really doesn't take that long. 😂

The constant probing does. It takes a lifetime. 😂

Hey! I heard that RC! You're playing it close to the line again...

Rubs out line and re-draws it 4 feet away. Happy now?

How nice. He obeys your commands, Ush.

Yep, that's me, the good little doggie...

Now you both mock me...

It's in our job description.

Is that the same job description where I get paid loads of money? If it is, then I need a copy cos my and my boss need to have a serious chat!!!

Can I get in on this money bonus?

only if I can.

*checks job description*

It doesn't say anything about money...

I rest my case.

I'm the only real one on queeq's payroll. He just launders money through imperial channels and uses the force to make you all think you get paid. 😂

But what exactly is it that you do? 😕

Well I perform a number of tasks.