Party Pieces...

Started by ratcat7 pages

No, you don't understand... I BEGGED A LOT!!!!!

I assume that was better than the alternative...

Well DUH!!!

Sorry, yes, you are correct...

Well then! Nice one then.

And dont get on the back of someones motor bike when you are drunk. I guarantee you will fall off somehwere up the road. Of course I dont remember any of this but it did explain the rather extensive bruising i had the next day!

Gotcha...

I can see how that would be a bad thing.

That was also the same night I ran around the block about 20 times shouteing that I was training for the Olympics, pushed one of my friends in the canal, disappeared for half an hour and returned soaked through at which point I collapsed on the kitchen floor and turned green! Or so people kept telling me! I dont remember anything of that night after about 8 o'clock. I hasten to add that I have never been in that state since!

Well, I guess it;s time we parted ways, my dear...

That was when I was young and didnt know how much alcohol my body could take! Now I drink in moderation! (sometimes!)

Phew! Ok then.

I thought you said you didnt mind me going out and getting drunk anyway!

Actually, I don't mind at all. Just being a bit Jedi Knighty at you...

Oh right! Well I may be jedi but Im also a witch! Im allowed to go off on a bender every now and then! Honest!

Ok, fair enough...

Well, that's some Party Piece!

Well, I do have a certain desire to see it now...

Trust me! Afetr the hangover I had to go with it I wont be doing that again in a while!

Yeah, fair enough...

NEXT!