Red Eye.

I get red eye.

and..........................................?

I drop clear eyes into it.

so Ben Stein has earned his money

Yes, Ben Stein, I'm sold. Clear eyes gets the red out.

I can sound just like Ben Stein in those commercials, every time the come on I immitate him and make my friends bust up.

That's Money!!!! I thought Ben Stein and Jimmy Kimble were the best in 'Win Ben Stein's Money.'

Ben Stein was at his Ben Steiniest.

Then they changed Jimmy Kimmel to his cousin then to some chick.

yeah, that's when I stopped watching it.

I only saw about 3 episodes with Cousin Sal, and one episode of the chick, I think it's been cancelled now.

Ben Stein was great in The Wonder Years

Well at least your brown eye isn't red 😱 😱

i have green eyes. if i got red eye - i would have christmas eyes.

if your brown eye turned red, you would need to go to the hospital

i got an eye infection from sleeping with my contacts in
i think i was a lil to drunk to take them out; that and i woke up outside on the trampoline when it was 25 degrresF out. hmmmmmmmmm 😕

I used to sleep with contacts. Not that I had poor vision, I just find those little lenses very attractive.

My eyes go red....

From when my mate and i have eye rubbing contests....

How does an eye rubbing contest work?

Give ourselves a time limit.

Say one minute.

So we rub our eyes for one minute. However, has the redest eyes... Wins...

A pie, or something...