The strange mysterious place...

WWAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!

Whoa! What a rush!

Now, what the heck is going on here?

I was going with Edna to the bar... if this is a bar, Queeq has developed a strange taste.... what with tyhe huge beats and shrieking ghosts... very homely...

And do I remember seeing someone looking JUST like me?

Hmmm......

OH God, he's hallucinating now.

Edna, I think you might have done permenant damage...

And somehow, I can STILL hear RC's critical tones... good acoustics, I guess...

Shrieking ghosts you say? Doesnt sound good to me!

Actually, that may be queeq, having realised he left the door open on the Rancor cages...

Ah, the memories of Edna's beautiful tones lify my spirits...

Mind you, HAVE a ship. Quite why I agreed to go with her... actually, it was obvious really.

Right, come to terms with things. What would my Master have said?

(Thinks)

"Why the hell did you sign the contract, you prat!?"

Hmm, he was always WAS grumpy.

You know, I'm sure the ground shouldn't be moving...

* arrives in a screeming thump off Edna's extra broom*

waaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooo

😕 🙄 😱 😮‍💨

Well sorry to say it but with the impressive performance your evil clone Uushgarak is giving, the chances of anyone missing you are pretty minimal! I do believe you are doomed to remain in hell for eternity! You did read the mall print at the bottom of the contract right?

OK, he's lost it, stick with the clone.

*hangs on to Edna's extra broom; broom has mind of its own, tosses keo around like a wet laundry bag*

gahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

😕 😈 😠

(Force pulls Keo down to the ground)

Keo! Thank the Force! Are you well?

😱
🙄
*picks up self, shakess off cosmic ray dust*

😕

what a trip; where are we???? 😕

Well Keo! Tatwill teach you for stealing witch's property. And Ush perhaps I had better recap what it said beneath where you singned.

"In case of the above incident, be sure to have a fair maiden standing by to scream your name theough the land of the living and release the chains that bind you in your hell. There is no other release from the underworld! BE WARNED!"

[ May 01, 2001: Message edited by: Edna witch ]

Can you hear something?

I'm not certain, Keo, old bean. Hang on, let me medtiate for a few mos...

(Ushgarak mediatates... and receives inspiration from the Force...)

HEY! You... silly WITCH! That was a ONE PERSON SPELL! COUNT IT! ONE UNO EIN!

What has she done to me?

(looms arojnd at roaring fires, tormentd souls and big horned beasts)

Oh, riiighhht...

I think you've taken a wrong turn. 😱

wrong turn, where? 😕

The DSD was a left turn at Bespin, not a right. 😛

Ah, if only Master Gundark could advise me now...

Right then, Keo, bad situation all around... how do you think we can get out of here?

Then I will have to have VERY sharp words with Edna...

(Ghostlike whisper) Use the force, Ush....let go, Ush.....