Baldness and Shaving - you know you love it

indeed. I do believe there is a beardi with a big mouth 😈 Welcome to my nightmare, where smooth and shiny reign supreme, and the bald side of the force is tapped for it's true potential! 😠

*sigh* There goes the neighborhood...

into the dumper. 😕 🙄 😱 😠

Hey, now, let's not be nasty.

This IS interesting...

Who is this stranger? Friend or Foe, Good or Bad?

a foe to the beardi, but stranger than fiction would be my guess. 😱 🙄 😛 😕

Ah, BBJ. Even he has found his way down here. I'll make reservations for you in sap corner down in my bar. 😂

It's times like this that I feel culturally isolated. That's not a plea for help, before I get any offers...

If we can get our hands on his slippery slimey body, we can douse him with Rogaine and Dimmy's special hair growth enzymes, and a fuzzball he shall become. 😈 😈 😮‍💨

Shaving I can agree with....but baldness?? 😱

I think I'll still with boldness.

Hmmm, should have recognised that foul stench the moment it came aboard.

The baldies are coming, the baldies are coming. Run........... somewhere, quickly, into Queeq's barber shop. 😕 😱 😈

Just keep some Rogaine on hand..incase he gets playful.

And hair growth tonic.

Oh, they're just a little loud, they don't do much harm.

This should be renamed the General Hair Forum. 😂

All your beard are belong to us. 😄

Non-hairies must establish their own non-hairy establishment, unless they're going to see Queeq for a scalp scrubbing for exfoliating. Maybe Lady Dim has a baldy conditioner to make their noggin shine to better identify them. 😄 My, what a shiny head you have there, my baldy one. 😱 😈 😂 😮‍💨

Shine em up like a cue ball!

Sorry, I'd like to keep my tresses, thank you.