Don't worry Korri.......
Just find Keanu, grab him and nab him. Tie him up..... violate him a few times.. Drag him to a vehicle and make like Madonna and gap it.
Then interigate him for hours upon hours, pressing your face to his and starin' him straight in the eye....... Then force him to stay in the movie business
Or brainwash him to need you at all hours of the night and day !!! 馃槇
Drat...... I just spilt half my plans about kidnappin' Windy.......馃槕