I was wrong when I said thongs were for guys. Girls just wear them. See, I'm part right because girls just wear them 'for guys.' But then I thought, gays and lesbians can enjoy them too. So I apologize if I offended anyone.
Let's see if we can get this straight. Thongs are for gays who are trying to attract gays or for girls trying to attract guys, but never for guys to wear to attract girls, see?