Ok, I'm a **** (probably)

It's actually vulgar slang for woman or girl 🙂

YIPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Gundy, you never heard of plonker!!??

T-wat is censored, I assume, because it also has a VERY rude meaning...

that is a very no-no word here. 🙄

But on that score Ush, then so should plonker?

*cough*

tw@t is also slang for vulva...

as for plonker, I think it's a bit local? Or, at least not in the more normal dictionaries 🙂 But I can take a guess at it anyway😛

Ooooooo...we're getting technical now. P. Hehehe.

is that technical 😄

So technically a plonker is...?

A clown.

Who's a clown 😕 🙄

Oh.....

... and that's rude?

Over here it would fall pretty much in the tallywacker category.

'Plonker' is a cockney expression, made famous throughout the UK by FDavid Jason playing Del Boy in the TV series 'Only Fools and Horses'. It means prat, or clown, or whatever. It is very soft.

Welll queeq, drop your shorts and see what's dangling. Ignore the twins and the one in the middle is a plonker..... 😂

You guys need to help me update my dictionary.

What does T-wat mean?
What does plonker mean? 😕 😕

*waits with Gundy and Dim*

Sure glad Edna isn't here to watch this. 🙄 😱

She wouldn't have needed it explaining.... 🙂

Well, I know you fancy me, RC. But I am not of that kind of persuasion. Sorry to break your heart.

Ya great big stud you!