AHHH!!! Went down the wrong pipe!!!

Started by yerssot2 pages

mech, you surprise me there 😖
at least PRETEND you want to get her drunk!

Just be happy it was a liquid, lots of people suck in M&Ms, pieces of chips and other things and have to go to the hospital to get them out😱

Originally posted by Syren
hey mech, i'll have u know i'm 19!! cheek x

Its just my way of being friendly without being overfriendly if you get my meaning. There's nothing worse than appearing too eager or overbearing.

*Friendly punches Syren in the arm again*

wait ... you mean ... getting food OUT of your mouth??? *shocked*

Originally posted by Syren
OH, AND MY FAVE PARTY TRICK IS TO SNORT A CONDOM UP MY LEFT NOSTRIL AND COUGH IT OUT OF MY MOUTH, ALTHOUGH I HAVENT DONE IT FOR ABOUT TWO YRS, AND I SWEAR ITS MADE MY LEFT NOSTRIL TWICE THE SIZE.
Is that possible?? id try it but with my luck id choke to death and then people would have to say i died from choking on a condom, not very cool

*cough* ya i hate doing that *hack*

dude...im bored.

never try and swallow a tablet with a retainer in man that is pain

Originally posted by mechmoggy
I hate it when you're made to laugh and the drink comes out of your nose, how embarrasing. 😮

Especially soda, it kinda hurts.

roface