"you are truly your father's son, harry.." Sirius
"Like the fact dat the person Sirius cared most about in the world was you.. that you were coming to regard Sirius as a mixture of father and brother.." Dumbledore (cried ma heart out when I read tis)
".. what are we?! Neighbours?? " Fred/George (on being prefect runs in the family.. cant remember the whole sentence)
well.. those are some fave quotes other than those dat u guys have mentioned..😛
"'S'up, Figgy?"
"What 'happened to staying undercover?"
"I'll give you undercover!" cried Mrs. Figg. "Dementors, you useless, skiving sneak thief!"
"Dementors?", "Dementors here?"
"Yes, here, you worthless pile of bat dropping, here!" shrieked Mrs. Figg. "Dementors attacking the boy on your watch!"
"Blimey,"
"And you off buying stolen cauldrons! Didn't I tell you not to go?"
"I - well - I - It . . . it was a very good business opportunity, see..."
Mrs. Figg raised the arm from which her string bag dangled and whacked Mundungus around the face and neck with it; judging by the clanking noise it made it was full of cat food.
"Ouch - geroff - geroff, you mad old bat! Someone's gotta tel Dumbledore?"
"Yes - they - have!" yelled Mrs. Figg, still swinging the bag of cat food at every bit of Mundungus she could reach. "And - it - had - better - be - you - and - you - can - tell - him - why - you - weren't - there - to - help!"
"Keep your 'airnet on!" said Mundungus his arms over his head, cowering. "I'm going, I'm going!"
And with another loud crack, he vanished.
"I hope Dumbledore murders him!" said Mrs. Figg furiously.
McGonagall: "It turns the other way, Peeves."
Hermione: "Ron, just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean the rest of us do."
Ron: "And from now on, I won't care if my tea leaves spell 'die, Ron, die,' - I'm just chucking them in the bin where they belong."
Harry: "Yeah? Did he say you look like a pig that's been taught to walk on it's hind legs? 'Cause that's not cheek, Dud, that's true..."
"Is it true that you shouted at Professor Umbridge?"
"Yes", said Harry.
"You called her a liar?"
"Yes."
"You told her HE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED is back?"
"Yes."
Professor McGonagall sat down behind her desk, watching Harry closely. Then she said, "Have a biscuit, Potter."
"You shoud write a book", Ron told Hermone as he cut up his potatoes, "Translating mad things girls do so boys can understand them".
-"but you get these massive pus-filled boils too," said George
"and we haven't worked out how to get rid of them yet."
"I can't see any boils," said Ron, staring at the twins.
"No, well, you woulnd't," said Fred darkly, "they're not in a place we generally display to the public-"
"-but they make sitting on a broom a right pain in the_"
Fred and George: "Would you like us to clean out your ears for you?"
"Or any part of your body, really, we're not fussy where we stick this"
Malfoy: "You see, I, unlike you, have been made a prefect, which means that I, unlike you, have the power to hand out punishments"
Harry: "Yeah, but you, unlike me, are a git, so get out and leave us alone"
Malfoy: "I'm going to make you pay for what you've done to my father...."
Harry: "Well, I'm terrified now," said Harry sarcastically. "I s'pose Lord Voldemort's just a warm-up act compared to you three--"
"Did you like question ten Moony?" asked Sirius as the emerged into the entrance hall.
"Loved it," said Lupin briskly. "'Give the five signs that identify the werewolf.' Excellent question."
"D'you think you managed to get all the signs?" said James in tones of mock concern.
"Think I did," said Lupin seriously. .....
"One: He's sitting on my chair. Two: He's wearing my clothes. Three: His name's Remus Lupin..."
McGonagall: "Dean Thomas if you do that to the mouse again I shall put you in detention"
"I was never a prefect myself", said Tonks brightly, "my head of house said that I lacked certain necessary qualities."
"Like what?" Said Ginny
"Like the ability to behave myself."
Ron: "Hey-hey, you lot! Midgets!"
Hermione: "Ron!"
Ron: "Well they are, they're titchy ..."
Ron: "Honest, Harry, they're brains - look - Accio Brain!"
"His life's ambition is to have his head cut off and stuck up on a plaque just like his mother." said Ron irritabbly. "Is that normal, Hermione?"
"Harry, we saw Uranus up close!" said Ron, still giggling feebly. "Get it Harry? We saw Uranus - ha ha -"
"You know what?" Harry said to Ron and Hermione as they entered the Great Hall. "I think we'd better check with Puddlemere United whether Oliver Wood's been killed during a training session, because Angelina seems to be channelling his spirit."
Harry: "If you want to - er - what is it? Oh yeah- 'sever ties' with me, I swear I won' t get violent."
"Excellent," said Lupin, looking up as Tonks and Harry entered. "We've got about a minute, I think. We should probably get out into the garden so we're ready. Harry, I've left a letter telling your aunt and uncle not to worry-"
"They won't," said Harry.
"That you're safe-"
"That'll just depress them."
"-and that you will see them next summer."
"Do I have to?"
Vernon: "We're going out," he said
Harry: "Sorry?"
V: "We-that is to say your aunt, Dudley and I-are going out."
H: "Fine"
V: "Your not to leave your bedroom while we're away."
H: "Okay."
V: "Your not to touch the television, the stereo, or any of our possessions"
H: "Right."
V: "You are not to steal food from the fridge."
H: "Okay."
V: "I am going to lock your door."
H: "You do that."
"By all means continue destroying my possessions," said Dumbledore serenely. "I dare say I have too many."
Moody: "Don't put your wand there boy!"..."What if it ignited? Better wizards than you have lost buttocks, you know"
"And I'm still riding a Comet Two Sixty," said Tonks enviously. "Ah well ... wand still in your jeans? Both buttocks still on? Okay lets go. Locomotor Trunk."
Weasley can save anything,
He never leaves a single ring,
That's why Gryffindors all sing:
Weasley is our King.
"Hermione..." said Harry slowly.
The song was growing louder, but it was issuing not from a crowd of green-and-silver-clad Slytherins, but from a mass of red and gold moving slowly toward the castle, which was bearing a solitary figure upon its many shoulders....
Weasley is our King,
Weasley is our King,
He didn't let the Quaffle in,
Weasley is our King...
"No!" said Hermione in a hushed voice.
"YES!" said Harry loudly.
"HARRY! HERMIONE!" yelled Ron, waving the silver Quidditch Cup in the air and looking quite beside himself. "WE DID IT! WE WON!"
Sirius: "I'll look for him later, I expect I'll find him upstairs crying his eyes out over my mother's old bloomers or something...Of course, he might have crawled up into the airing cupboard and died...But I mustn't get my hopes up..." Sirius said.
How'd the exam go, Snivelly?" said James.
"I was watching him, his nose was touching the parchment," said Sirius viciously. "There'll be great grease marks all over it, they won't be able to read a word."
Originally posted by thelotrlovr15
you are so damn slow!!!! i bought the book on 6/21/03 and i read it the first week.... yeppity yep...it kicks ass!!!!!!!!!!
hey! give me a break! i'm just not reading it as eagerly as some people here! i only end up reading it when i feel like it. when i do read it, i'm getting all those cool inspirations for fanfictions that it takes up time to work on those. i have better things to do than read harry potter. i don't hate the books. just mind is busy with fanfictions. (i read the fourth book in less than 2 weeks while procrastinating on hw.)
Mine would have to be the Marauder's map in Prisoner of Azkaban (chapter "Snape's Grudge"😉:
Mr Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business.Mr Prongs agrees with Mr Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git.
Mr Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor.
Mr Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball.
Can't wait to see that in the third film (and Snape's face as he reads it) -- priceless!
That was a brilliant part.
but so many Fred and George quotes.... can't put my finger on which one was my favorite! 😖 They're all great.
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