Eye liner

🙄 No sh!t sherlock. I mean what's the point to linin' the eyes with a black pencil?

To make your eyes stand out I guess.

you said whats it do, right? my name is not sherlock, holmes.

Because it's No Shit Sherlock, not Sherlock Holmes. 🙄

...................

im sorry...was i supposed to laugh?

* crickets chirp *

damn crickets!!!!! *grabs two cans of raid and goes ape shit on the cricket bastards*

*cough*

*throws lance a bottle of nyquil and takes out an entire family of the chirpy sonsofbitches*

*sneeze*

*curses and tells nivy to take better care of her man* get him a kleenex!!!!!!

Ummm....better.

How can women find a dude with eye-liner sexy ? What's next, guys in a dress ?

Eww!

that's my point, you'll see me dead first than wearing a dress

Then the mortician will dress you in a gown

That will be the only way people will be able to see me in women's clothing

I'd make sure to be creamated, so they couldn't even do that.

I wanna be frozen or something because I don't wanna be either cremated or buried.