504 shall i start the list? ok.
first your first sig, the eye worm thing.. we could say you weren't but you enjoyed leaving it up.
second every sig after that from hitler to the communists to everything else.. you can't make up your mind or you are just being an ass. or playing to things that people hate to draw fun and hate for yourself in chat.. making you a sadistic f**k any of these ways.
third your canadian. maple leaf.. nuff said.
fourth your scale for determining sarcasm is wayyyyy the f**k off and you should attend some kind of self awareness seminar to help you get it back into correct preportions.