479 this one time i fought this ravaged beast with a comb.. i think it was some kind of wolverine mixed with a feriously enraged tiger dog.. i named it the wolverteedog and i came out on top, but not after all my clothes were shredded and i was left standing atop it's corpse with nothing but my boxers on...
and while were comparing the sizes of our ...... posts..
did i mention that i once fought god in hand to hand mortal combat?
Originally posted by eristole(This is because his post count isn't worth bragging over. 😂 )
479 this one time i fought this ravaged beast with a comb.. i think it was some kind of wolverine mixed with a feriously enraged tiger dog.. i named it the wolverteedog and i came out on top, but not after all my clothes were shredded and i was left standing atop it's corpse with nothing but my boxers on...and while were comparing the sizes of our ...... posts..
did i mention that i once fought god in hand to hand mortal combat?
Originally posted by eristole
479 this one time i fought this ravaged beast with a comb.. i think it was some kind of wolverine mixed with a feriously enraged tiger dog.. i named it the wolverteedog and i came out on top, but not after all my clothes were shredded and i was left standing atop it's corpse with nothing but my boxers on...and while were comparing the sizes of our ...... posts..
did i mention that i once fought god in hand to hand mortal combat?
479 i had that too... i also fought my evil twin... and fought as a roman soldier... kicked major ass too... i seem to have a talent for maiming and killing...
479 man, there is just no comeback to people who vote for you in your fight against god... no sarcasm or witty reply to that.. man..
yeah i won! i hit the A button on my controller for real life so fast that god who was of course using one of those wimpy turbo controllers couldn't keep up.. and i ended up doing a super ninja kick backflip side spinning scroll lock sweeper punch move to his forehead and won the battle with a fatality and 99% health.
Originally posted by eristoleo.O
479 man, there is just no comeback to people who vote for you in your fight against god... no sarcasm or witty reply to that.. man..yeah i won! i hit the A button on my controller for real life so fast that god who was of course using one of those wimpy turbo controllers couldn't keep up.. and i ended up doing a super ninja kick backflip side spinning scroll lock sweeper punch move to his forehead and won the battle with a fatality and 99% health.