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Originally posted by Clovie
346 😕 i don't find the stupidity funny.

you didn't let me try again.Lois: Peter,why are we stopped?
Peter: Yeah, I'll have three cheeseburgers...
Lois: Peter for God's sakes she's havin' a baby!
Peter: Oh that's right...and a kid's meal... and uh,I, I guess I'll have fries...if I have fries is anyone else gonna have any? Cuz,uh I don't wanna be the only one eatin' them... I'll feel like a fatty.

346 idiot, assshole and ignorant. i hate that guy already, and i haven't evern seen one episode 😖

Originally posted by Clovie
346 idiot, assshole and ignorant. i hate that guy already, and i haven't evern seen one episode 😖

346 the dog pretty funny check him out...and Clovie.I"ve never "heard" you cuss you sly boots you.

Peter: You gotta help me Brian. Teach me how to be a gentleman.
Brian: Well, Peter, it's not really that hard. Let's start with polite conversation. For example, 'it's a pleasure to see you again. Lovely weather we're having.' Now you try.
Peter: 'It's a pleasure to see you again. After Hogan's Heroes, Bob Crane got his skull crushed in by a friend who videotaped him having rough sex.' How's that?
Brian: Wow. Perfect. My work is done. But just for the heck of it, let's try it again.

346 i'm sorry.. bag

but this peter guy is just so...😠😖

346 his kids then

Chris: Dad, you should invent the frisbee, that's an awesome toy.
Meg: Chris, the frisbee is already invented.
Chris: Then how come I never heard of it?

Chris is a basically as stupid as his dad Peter.

346 😑 and how is that supposed to be funny? it's pathetic. honestly.

Originally posted by Clovie
346 😑 and how is that supposed to be funny? it's pathetic. honestly.

346 your sense of humor must be more advanced than mine...hmmm let ...me...see...

Hotel Guy: You're Mel Gibson?
Peter: Yes, I gained a few pounds for my next role. I play Peter Griffin, a heroic warrior who defied the English, to free England from the English
Hotel Guy: Oh, right this way Mr. Gibson!

this one WAS funny for a change 😂

Originally posted by Clovie
this one WAS funny for a change 😂

goodie! 346

Brian Griffin: Aiight, aiight, so I'm chillin with my homies in Verona, when my homie busts out with "Yo, Romeo, check out that biatch, Juilet, in the window." The problem is, Juilet's peeps are like East Coast rappers, and my posse's representin' West Siiiide, just like my boys Tupac and BigE, know what I'm sayin?
Student 1: That's racist man.
Student 2: Yeah man, that's just straight ig'nant.

346 i don't understand it 😕

Originally posted by Clovie
346 i don't understand it 😕

Stewie: What are the stakes of this wager?
Brian: Why don't you just shut up for about a week?
Stewie: Excellent, and if I win?
Brian: I wasn't betting: why don't you just shut up for about a week?
Stewie: (pause) You're on.

346 Scrubs is better 😛

346 oh..😕

it's weird. this stewie person is stupid too?

Originally posted by Fionnuala
346 Scrubs is better 😛

yeah yeah. 346

Peter: Miss Cliffton! Miss Cliffton! Miss Cliffton! Miss Cliffton! Miss Cliffton! Miss Cliffton! Miss Cliffton! Miss Cliffton! Miss Cliffton! Ooo! Pick me! Miss Cliffton! Miss Cliffton! Miss Cliffton! Miss Cliffton!
Miss Clifton: Mrs. Griffin, how about you pass those out.
Peter: Damn.

what's scrubs?

Originally posted by Clovie
what's scrubs?

doctor show.

Originally posted by Clovie
what's scrubs?

346 yeah...never watch both though.

346 i know ER 😖mart:

346 good

Batman: You were a little hard on the boy scout, don't you think?
Superman: I thought I was the boy scout?
Batman: I did too, 'til I met Captain Marvel.

Batman: What do these guys want anyway?
Superman: To take over the world... or rob banks. I forget.

Superman: Why are you...why is everyone defending (Captain Marvel)?
Batman: We like him. He's...sunny.