The countdown to X3

Started by XjulieX2,586 pages

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nice bike 😉

605 😊 thanx

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no problemo 😛

605
how is thanx in dutch? 😬

605 ive got to go and do slave labour on monday......crybaby

605 ditto abby...cry

605 no, you don't understand, i don't have school for 2 weeks because i have to go and do a real job for "work experience" and i don't get payed for it!! Its slave labour i tell ye cry and i have to get up at 6AM, work starts at 8 and i don't leave until 5 cry

605 what will you been doing there? cry

605 um i have to get up at 4am and go to school at 5:30 and my first class starts at 6:15.....😖

605 alright aqua, you win, i feel sorry for you cry

clovs im gonna be doing computer aided design 😖mart: Its at an architectual metalwork factory and i get to help out designing the stuff that they make like shop fittings and...BARS AT PUBS droolio

605 ABBY!!!!

get on msn

605 poor karen 🙁

sounds nice 😖hifty:

605 heh i have 4 e mails, im so special 😊

605 all from gaca? 😈

605 none from me 😛

605 i got only one (except spam of coz) email.
with gif from ring movie *shivers* Jumpy

605 no i got this from Vee:

Girls' English

Yes = No
No = Yes
May-b = No
"It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now!
" Do what you want, its not like i care" = You'll pay for this later!
"We need to talk" = I need to ... Jerk
"Sure......Go ahead" = I don't want you too.
" I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, u stupid moron!
" How much do you love me?" = I did something today your not goin to like.
"Does my bum look big in this?" = Tell me i'm beautiful.
" You have to learn to communicate!" = Just agree with me.
" Are you listening to me?" = Too late, you're dead!

Guy's English

" I'm hungry" = I'm hungry
" I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy
" I'm tired " = I'm tired
" Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
" Can I take you to dinner?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
"Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
"May I have this dance?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
"Nice dress" = Nice cleavage.
" You look tensed, let me give you a massage" = I want to fondle you.
" What's wrong? " = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma
are you going through now?
" What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
"I'm bored" = Do you want to have sex?
" I love you" = Let's have sex right now.
" I love you too" = Okay i said it we'd better have sex now!
" Let's talk" = I am tryin' to impress you by shown that I'm a deep person
and maybe the n you'd like to have sex with me!
" Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with
other guys.

😆

605 i think i've seen this before but it is still damn funny..
at least the guy's part 😛

605 its funny cuz its true ✅