Missing Pictures

*some people have all the luck*

What a piece of junky design!

She'll make .5 on downloads...

It doesn't look like much, but she's got the MHz where it counts. Now if you'll just log on we can start uploading the graphic.

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Flying saucers on wires dangling over miniature set of small town in Nebraska.

Hazard, Nebraska?

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Frightened people in Fifties clothes looking up at the sky.

😂 😂

I love it when you do that part.

(bad scary music on scratcy soundtrack)
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Heroine falling on ground, holding twisted ankle with one hand, back of other hand against forehead, screaming.

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Close up of incoming flying saucer on visible wire.

*skakes her head*
🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄

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Police cars driving fast with cops talking radio.

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Stock shots from army films showing tanks driving over a little hill.

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Bad laser beam coming from flying saucer on wire.

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Exploding cardboard miniature building.

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Firing tanks on the hill.

CUT!!!!

Okay. Again. Roll camera and...... ACTION!

Hero scoops up heroine in his arms and runs toward abandoned police car.

grabs door latch to open. DOOR IS LOCKED.

CUT!!! WHO LOCKED THE BLASTED DOOR!!! 😕 😠 😱

Laser beam destroys car. People in fifties clothing scream and run.

CUT TOO

Man in rubber dinosaur costumer stomps of toy cars.

If it wasn't free, you would pay to see it...