Trim the bearded lady's beard ? DF, you are twisted, man !
Raz was in Devo's "whip it" video, RC...didn't you know that ? (I'm sure finti will back me up on that one). Hehehe.
There was a farmer named Ushgarak who decided to breed sheep, so he bought some ewes and asked his neighbor if he could use the neighbor's ram to breed them. The neighbor said it would cost him $1,000. The farmer decided he didn't wanna pay that much and would do it himself. So he drove his four sheep out to the back pasture and boinked them. He got his sheep book out and it said the sheep would be laying down when they got pregnant. The next day he looked out and they were still standing up so he drove them back out to the pasture and boinked them again. Next day, they were still standing up, so he went back out to the pasture once more. The next day, as he was getting out of bed he said to his wife, "hey look out the window and see if those sheep are laying down". His wife looked and she said, "no, but three of them are in the back of your truck and the other one is behind the wheel honking the horn."
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