What a loser. Did that guy think he was in some kind of Pepsi commercial or something?
If you tried to put your hands down someone's trousers (uninvited, of course!) over here, you had better pray that she didn't know ANYONE - Friends, security, employees - in the club. If she does, you had better start running.
Originally posted by botankus
What a loser. Did that guy think he was in some kind of Pepsi commercial or something?If you tried to put your hands down someone's trousers (uninvited, of course!) over here, you had better pray that she didn't know ANYONE - Friends, security, employees - in the club. If she does, you had better start running.
See, I always thought the law over there was better than over here. If you sprayed perfume into the eyes of some guy who dragged you into a dark alleyway, he could sue you for assault in England! You're not even allowed to smack an intruder with a baseball bat. What a joke.
Well, don't get ALL your hopes up just yet.
We still have pesky little things called lawyers over here, too. Ever seen Liar, Liar with Jim Carrey? Remember that scene where his secretary is talking about how a burglar was breaking into her friend's house and fell through the roof. He landed on a cutting knife and sued her friend.
And then her line: "Because of guys like you, my friend had to pay the burglar five thousand dollars. Is that justice?"
To which Carrey replies, "I'd have gotten him ten."
Yes, you can, but make sure you don't do anything stupid.
If you make one mistake in your "self-defense" [i.e. shoot a friend who's trying to surprise you, shoot even though the burglar hasn't threatened you, or fire through your wall and hit someone jogging on the street], the lawyers will eat you alive.
To this day as a veteran of nearly 300 gigs Nickelback are the only band I've ever walked out of. I saw them at the Glasgow Barrowlands a few years ago and after about 4 crap, meaningless songs into the set the bass player stood on top of his amp and started doing pelvic thrusts. That was it for me.
Originally posted by amity75
To this day as a veteran of nearly 300 gigs Nickelback are the only band I've ever walked out of. I saw them at the Glasgow Barrowlands a few years ago and after about 4 crap, meaningless songs into the set the bass player stood on top of his amp and started doing pelvic thrusts. That was it for me.