Da da! The witch appears!
Oh yes the storms. I can honestly say I have never spent a wetter week in my life! But the storms were nothing compared to the psychotic sea gulls! We were afraid to put our heads out of our tents too early in the morning as low flying sea gulls would dive bomb our tents and boy were they noisy? The sacry thing is that the morning we left, we heard on the radio that a Yorkshire terrior had been pecked to death by a sea gull that morning! They're really dangerous!
And Queeq if you really want to be a freeq that much then I am afraid I have no choice other than to comply!
**Rummages around in spell book and begins casting spell**
There we go. All done. If only we could see him now! Oh wait a minute! We can!
You know he is looking a little ugly from where I am sitting. Perhaps we should give him a makeover! Can someone get me some lipstick please? And some antiskinscale cream!