Strange sounds outside my window...

Yeah, what should i do, i hear russtling outside of my window right now...its probably just a cat in the bushes outside....or maybe its somethign more..... maybe i should go investigate, thus signing my own death warrant.

Don't forget to take a chainsaw.

despite popular belief, i dont own a chainsaw... i can bring scissors though...

Make sure they're sharp.

....they arent.

Maybe you can slowly hurt the person then.

meh, screw it. The sound has subsided now, so no harm done.

Crazy arse mofo.

combining british termonology with ghetto slang huh? nice touch 🙂

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*takes a bow*

Pansy BF.... 😛

I hear strange sounds all the time.

I just keep on truckin though.

Originally posted by Nivvy
Pansy BF.... 😛

Yes, in reality i am a big softy..

Plus, if spending a lifetime watching horror films has taught me one thing, its to avoid investigating strange noises outside in the middle of the night at all costs.

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Hymm good point.

If life were a horror film, I'd be the guy to die first...

id be the last to die, cuz im so knowledgable.

Like i said in another thread, if the guy from scream called me and started asking me trivia about horror films, i would think of it as nothing but a good time, and proceed to kick the crap out of his confidence.

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Stop resurrecting his threads. 😖

Never! 🏴‍☠️