Southpaw

This topic has gone hopelessly wrong, can it be closed please.

Why? We have not reached 100 yet. We'll continue this great feast until curtain falls at 100 unless we suddenly and mysteriously go back on topic again on say....post no.99.

Well I'm gonna go make a squik topic cause I wanna talk about squiks. Then I can stay on topic. Hmmmm...what am I saying ???? 😛

You'll change your mind when you eat one. 😂 Besides we can do that here. Just remember that at post no. 99 we have to talk about left handed squik and then we'll be fine for another 100 posts. 😈

I see Queeq's unique interpretation of the thread rules is spreading...

Hey, I didn't make up the rules. I just.... apply them uniquely.

... so they end up nothing like they started. You Chaosmonger, you...

Well, yes. I have elevated chaotometrie to an art form the world has never seen before. I'm kinda proud of that.

Did Gundy help?

Of course. She's my muze.

But she has been busy developing the art of mayhemonology, which was just as impressive as my achievements.

When do we see the pinacle of that?

Well, the greatness of it all is that it's not that visible. It's sort of in the air, it happens, it's all around us, penetrates us and takes this board apart. You must feel chaos and mayhem flow, between you and me, between the bar and the guests, between the debates and the users, even between us and Raz.
Destructive beings are we, not these polite posters.

Hmm... I'm more into Paladin-like microscopic symbiotic creatures, myself. Without them life would not exist. And we would have no knowledge of the boards.

You see there's the problem. They live as symbionts with you, that's where we disrupt them. At the core.

Good luck! They transcend your primative concepts.

You overestimate their chances, I think.

You will understand, one day

Only at the end, YOU will understand.

W - A - I - T 😕 😕 FOR ME. 😱 😱

I'm lost as usual in all this stuff, whatever it is. 🙄 🙄

I've heard that left hand bowlers have a better accuracy in strikes. Also, southpaw pitchers are supposed to have a better strikeout record, and lefty batters have a better homerun record.

Anyone heard about other records southpaws are supposed to be great at? 😄 😄 😄

Am I on-topic for a change? 🤣