BRRRR! What an incredible sound,
Better than dolby surround!
How terrible bowels can be,
Whenever you don't treat them properly.
A wise man once said,
More than 6 hot dogs can cause your sh1t to spread.
I had a dozen, with fries...
...and we are talking about the biggest size...
Urrrp! A big chunk comes out,
It hurts and I shout.
I guess I can leave now,
I've been here for 2 hours, my rectum feels like OW!
Here I am, looking at my life,
No property, alone, no friends or wife.
Why?
I cry.
The nurse changes my diaper,
As she puts her cold hands on my nuts I go hyper.
Why?
I cry.
I am dying, in great pain,
Nothing can change this, no nothing, no refrain.
Why?
I cry.
Well, I do know why, I've got aids and it burns all over my ass,
Phocking that infected goat wasn't something I'd qualify had class.
This my friends, is a poem for another friend,
Larry the lover who thinks his life is at an end.
Sure, he'll lose appetite, and sleep,
But, he should do like me and turn to a sheep.
They never say "I have a headache",
They are warm in winter and you can cook 'em to a crispy steak.
Larry, forget that girl,
I can introduce you to my goat Earl.
You'll see, he never criticizes that you haven't picked up your dirty socks,
To read this might provoke in you several shocks.
But remember, I'm quite deranged,
Till I get tougher medication, I stay your friend who's mentally challenged.
lol my frends neighbour gaydean wrote dis and i put her pic wif it
shes 10 years old..
😉
its pretty gay but i cant write a poem myself
i see mushy poems 'bout love and guys
how long will it be for u to realize
words on a screen won't get you a date
and if anyone can i can relate
don't keep your thoughts in your heart and your head
speak what you're thinking, be forward instead
you may be too scared afraid of rejection
but in the future it'll be a reflection
of your courage to say what you're feeling inside
the words that you spoke and chose not to hide
-jaydene
and then there is the best 1 in the world written by mah friend beck
friends are nice,
friends are friendly,
i like red jelly
-beck
lol shes so funny... thinks in 2 random 2 b around her though