Originally posted by silver_tears
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."On a bottle of Palmolive Dishwashing liquid:
"Do not use on food."On a Swedish chain saw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands
or genitals."
haermm
i actually used palmolive to couteract the effects of a jabaenero pepper before
hysterical