Men's Personal Ads

40-ish Really means...

52 and looking for 25-yr-old

Athletic Really means...

Sits on the couch and watches ESPN

Average looking Really means...

Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back

Educated Really means...

Will always treat you like an
idiot

Free spirit Really means...

Sleeps with your sister

Friendship first Really means...

As long as friendship involves nudity

Fun Really means...

Good with a remote and a six pack

Good Looking Really means...

Arrogant

Honest Really means...

Pathological Liar

Huggable Really means...

Overweight, more body hair
than a bear

Like to cuddle Really means...

Insecure, overly dependent

Mature Really means...

Until you get to know him

Open-minded Really means...

Wants to sleep with your sister but she's not interested

Physically fit Really means...

I spend a lot of time in front of mirror admiring myself

Poet Really means...

Has written on a bathroom
stall

Spiritual Really means...

Once went to church with his
grandmother on Easter Sunday

Stable Really means...

Occasional stalker, but never arrested

Thoughtful Really means...

Says "Please" when demanding a beer.

god, your just goin crazy tonight, aintcha silver?

😮 im sowwy
im a little hyper 🤪

lol, thats ok, no need to apologize

alright *runs off to post more threads 😈*

::bows to Silver Tears:: you are a goddess

That's one of the funniest things I've read in a long time

*curtsys* why thank you 😄

yep we've lost silver 😖

😕 *Tries to keep Tally of Irene's topics and loses track and rips up paper and goes to sleep*

LOL. Funny bunny!

😮 im sorry for the threads feeling alittle crazy 😉😗
and dont you worry i have a personal ads for woman too but that ill keep to myself 😉

no, you should post it ✅

but then ull know all our tricks and such (hehehe i said tricks 😉 ) and we cant have that 😈

Who says!? 😛 *Throws paper airplanes at Irene* We need to be the ONE set of men who can actually HAVE GOOD RELATIONSHIPS! 😄 ESPECIALLY ME! 😛

if u stoop as low as personal ads thats jus sad 🙁

Your the one making 14 topics! 😛

😮 well its better then bouncing off the walls at home from the sugar 😮
and jp if u ask nicely ill be glad to give you advice 😄

Irene, getting advise from you, leads you to being trapped by my name, JOHN! 😛

*points and screams* HE SAID JOHN!!!! 😱😱😱😮

😕 JOHN! 😛