Pain Farts

Originally posted by Lan©eWindu™
I miss this BF.

* Lays a rose on the coffin of the OLD BF *

I miss the old backfire too. It's as though he grew up or found a life or something. 🙁

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
I miss the old backfire too. It's as though he grew up or found a life or something. 🙁

He did, he found a woman.

He should fire her for not letting him be immature and unprofessional. 😬

Man this is depressing, I HOPE HE READS THIS!

Originally posted by Syren
🙄 Double post.

Answer; he's mature and sophisticated now ✅

This is a blatant lie! I am not mature or sophisticated!

Don't worry, despite the fact that I don't have the time make silly threads about assburning farts and chocolate milk (seems rather tasteless to talk about chocolate milk and farts in the same sentance...) , I still have them regularly.

Hell, just yesterday I had one that felt like lava coming out. Good times.

Unfortunately, I don't have time much anymore, I have a gf (which actually may be ending soon), go to school, and am obsessed with one of those god damn MMOG's. And I still have to masterbate and watch horror films too.

Anyways, don't worry, like I said, despite the fact that I don't make silly threads anymore, I still believe and partake in all of the events and actions I described during these silly threads. When I get some time, I will make a few more.

I love you all....except Syren, who I wish I'd have the opportunity to "love" . 😉

Ah, I see.

Wow. . . what an interesting topic you got going here. . . :laughs: *runs out of thread*

Anyone that likes the " original " version of The Texas Chainsaw Massacer kicks ass so backfire belongs in that category