You Know Your Obsessed when........
lol these are so funny
you know your obsessed when.........
Your friends tell you they do not want to know anything more about LotR before you even take a breath to start chattering your endless stream of words.
You consider yourself bilingual, after all, you DO speak Elvish. Fluently.
You know all the cinema employees by name, and they all know you by name.
You have added various other meals to your list, elevensies, afterlunch, second breakfast....
You can not count on your fingers the many times you've seen the movie.
When ordering any drink you automatically ask if it comes in pints.
You can tell how many times 'Frodo' is said in the movie. (98)
You become irritated if anyone you ask has NOT seen the movie. Insulting.
Any other movie is out of the question, it is considered betrayal.
You walk barefoot, insisting that 'Hobbits can do it, so can you.'
When you see the movie (again) you can quote it word for word. (I amar prestar aen, the world is changed, han mathon ne nen.....)
You are insulted when someone calls you 'Human'.
You have pointy ears surgically attached.
You stare at the birdbath, trying to see 'things that are, things that were, and things that have not yet come to pass.'
You have or are trying to get all LotR merchandise available, after all you NEED, the action figures, posters, games, cards....
You are learning how to shoot a bow and arrow.
You have hurt someone trying to learn how to shoot the bow and arrow.
You have hurt someone trying to learn how to shoot the bow and arrow with 2 arrows at once.
You have a scratch on your cheek just like Arwen. Purposefully.
You spent days making an Arwen costume for Halloween, but are insulted when people say they don't know who Arwen is.
When someone refuses to hand over the remote control you scream, "preccciousss, we must have our preciousssss."
You are positive that your next door neighbor is a Hobbit.
You insist that the old man with a beard who you used to think was Santa
Claus is now Gandalf.
Whenever you get angry at someone you don't cuss, you say "The One Ring" rhyme in Black Speech... it really freaks 'em out!
You expect your garage door to open when you walk up to it and say, "Mellon!"
You wish you were an Elf, or a Dwarf, or a Hobbit, or a wizard, or a human (wait a second...)
You have nightmares about being chased by Black Riders.
Arguing with a waiter at a restaurant, picking up the butter knife in anger and saying, "Do you want me to smite you with Sting!? DO YOU!!!
If a major earthquake starts, everyone shouts 'EARTHQUAKE!' but you shout 'BALROG!!!'
The only thing that kept you from seeing the movie 10+ times was the fact that it went out of the theaters so soon (precioussssss issssss losssssst!!!!!!)
When someone bashes in the rear window of your car, you say "We hates the vandalsss, my precious, we hatesssssss the filthy vandalssssss. We cursessss them and say, no more fisssshess for resssssst of life."
You are racing on your bike through the streets and shout: "Noro lim, Asfaloth, noro lim." (Guilty)
You have actually written (or plan on writing) "Frodo Lives" on some form of public property if you ever get the chance.
You are insulted when the spell checker on your computer says the ‘Hobbit' and ‘Frodo' are written as misspelled words.
You've carved Elvish names into each knife in your kitchen.
You kiss your poster of LOTR every day, and if you forget, you feel empty and depressed.
You try to stop a large group of people (all at least a foot taller than you) from fighting by yelling "I will take the ring!" (I am DEFINITELY trying this.)
You never watch the news, after all, it's not the 'REAL' world...
When the radio guy announces that smog is moving in from the east, you exclaim "Smaug? Nonsense! There hasn't been a dragon in these parts for a thousand years!"
You keep a lookout for Orcs and Wargs while walking in the woods.
When you see a tall, dark tower you scream, "Minas Morgul!!!!"
You buy a One Ring and wear it, pretending to be invisible.
You ask your history teacher " So, when do we start learning about Middle- Earth?"
Your doormat says, "Speak friend and enter"
Your friend tells you she has been given a signed copy of LotR for her birthday and you having trouble fighting the urge to attack her for it, even if it is only Christopher Tolkien's signature, not JRR himself.
You find yourself muttering curses in Elvish and the Black Speech when someone annoys you, and trying to shoot fireballs at them with your pencil.
You go crazy at the movie rental place looking for movies with any LotR character, and freak out because Flipper is rented out!!!! (believe me, I was about to attack)
You have really freaky nightmares about Mordor.
You refresh the Official Site <http://www.lordoftherings.net/> over and over again so you can hear all the different greetings.
Not only that, you have recorded every single one of them.
You listen to them before you go to sleep each night, feeling empty and cold if you ever forget.
You believe that when you die, you are sent to Middle Earth and sacrifice yourself and your friends to prove your theory.
Your library has the LotR version that has pictures form the movie, when they first got it you immediately signed it out, and, even though the school year is almost over, you STILL have not given it back. (my library is useful for this, there is not limit of how long you can keep the book, but you can only have one book at a time, but what other book would be worthy of signing out?)
You are considering "losing" this book and paying for it, but secretly keeping it. Why bother go buy one yourself? Too much of a hassle.