"Then one may be that, and three would be those,
yet hat in the plural would never be hose,
and the plural of cat is cats, not cose."
That one is ridiculous- 'that' is not in itself an object to be compared with either 'hat' or 'cat'- just because something rhymes does not mean it is the same part of speech.
Most of it is good though...
haha
has n e one noticed that there are like 3 strains of english, there is american english, brithish english, and austrailian english, all with their own slang and empahasis and pronounciation
wierd
o and i didn't make that up it was e-mailed to me, im just posting it and taking credit for other ppl's work