Blonde Jokes

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Did you hear why they closed the Seattle Kingdom?

While the crowd was doing the wave, two blondes drowned.

Why are blonde jokes so stupid?

So brunettes can get them!

How did the blonde explain how his helicopter crashed?
He said it was getting cold, so he turned off the ceiling fan.

Did you hear about the blonde who thought he discovered that
he had a twin brother?
He didn't realize he was looking in a mirror.

Not to long ago a blonde woman I know had a near death experience that has changed her forever. She was horseback riding, and everything was going fine until the horse started bouncing out of control. She tried with all her might to hang on, but was thrown off.

Her foot became caught in the stirrup. She fell head first to the ground and her head continued to bounce harder as the horse did not stop or even slow down.

Just when things were looking their worst, as she was giving up hope and about to lose consciousness, there was a miracle: The WalMart manager came and unplugged it.

Originally posted by saucybird007
😂 here you go burly 😂

Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead and one's a blonde.

The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.

She says no and the executioner shouts, ''Ready! Aim!'' Suddenly the brunette yells, ''EARTHQUAKE!!!'' Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes.

The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no and the executioner shouts, ''Ready! Aim!'' Suddenly the redhead yells, ''TORNADO!!!'' Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes.

By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, Ready! Aim!'' and the blonde yells, ''FIRE!!!'''


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Originally posted by saucybird007
Not to long ago a blonde woman I know had a near death experience that has changed her forever. She was horseback riding, and everything was going fine until the horse started bouncing out of control. She tried with all her might to hang on, but was thrown off.

Her foot became caught in the stirrup. She fell head first to the ground and her head continued to bounce harder as the horse did not stop or even slow down.

Just when things were looking their worst, as she was giving up hope and about to lose consciousness, there was a miracle: The WalMart manager came and unplugged it.


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I dont get that one!
I am a natural blonde, but i dyed my hair black and it has turned out permanent. My freinds at school thought i was mental cos they all want to be a natural blonde. I just wanted black hair and i dont see what is meant to be so good about blonde hair! Its nice and everything but why is it apparentl better than every other colour???!

blonde jokes arnt funny

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Originally posted by liz123
blonde jokes arnt funny

...yes they are like this 1

Q.what do u do when a blond throughs a pin at u

A.run cause she has a grenade in her mouth.

and

Q.what do u call a dead blodne in a closet

A.the hide and seek champion of 1956

how do u confuse a blonde?
give her a packet of M&M's and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order!

How do u amuse a blonde 4 hours?
Write 'PTO' on both sides of a piece of paper

hmmmm, i appear to be bagging out myself here! 😄