Riddle me this...

Started by Puzzle48 pages
Originally posted by lord xyz
fake money

You squeezed this in before Ladygrim, so the non-existent prize goes to you.

Originally posted by lord xyz
Beat you to it. 😛
darn it

Originally posted by Puzzle
Some would say so...under the surface for what appears to be what some know not be.
i see

You are in a room, all the walls point in the same direction, and there is a bear outside.

Where are you?
What colour is the bear?
Is it day or night?

Originally posted by lord xyz
You are in a room, all the walls point in the same direction, and there is a bear outside.

Where are you?
What colour is the bear?
Is it day or night?

the bear is white, its night, and its the south pole

(and you're supposed to say "all the walls face north"😉

A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?

Originally posted by PVS
the bear is white, its night, and its the south pole
You are right about the bear.

how many bears do you know are at the south pole?

Originally posted by lord xyz
You are in a room, all the walls point in the same direction, and there is a bear outside.

Where are you?
What colour is the bear?
Is it day or night?

Where are you? Drunk in someones house.
What colour is the bear? Blue because its the police.
Is it day or night? Night, as I don't drink in the day.

Originally posted by Floigen
Where are you? Drunk in someones house.
What colour is the bear? Blue because its the police.
Is it day or night? Night, as I don't drink in the day.
Never heard that answer before...

Originally posted by Puzzle
[b] A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be? [/B]

The woman is a photographer. She shot/took a picture of him, develops it and hang it. 😄

She has like two husbands or something.

she's a necromancer...and a photographer

Originally posted by Puzzle
How many letters are in the alphabet?

Actually the way you wrote it you refer to an alphabeth...26 if you mean the standard KMC one.

Originally posted by ladygrim
The woman is a photographer. She shot/took a picture of him, develops it and hang it. 😄

Indeed, now stop using Google.

My riddle is unsolved. 🙂

Originally posted by Bardock42
Actually the way you wrote it you refer to an alphabeth...26 if you mean the standard KMC one.
Yes but if he used speech marks that would spoil the riddle.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Actually the way you wrote it you refer to an alphabeth...26 if you mean the standard KMC one.

No, I said the alphabet. How many letters are in the alphabet?

Originally posted by Puzzle
Indeed, now stop using Google.

thats why riddle threads never work out.

its more like "who can copy and paste this to google the fastest?"

Originally posted by lord xyz
You are in a room, all the walls point in the same direction, and there is a bear outside.

Where are you?
What colour is the bear?
Is it day or night?

North Pole, White, Day