Jokes Men Won't Laugh At

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some of those aren't true 😛
The listening thing.. it's the other way round...

What women from different nationalities say after sex

The spanish: We'll do this again tomorrow but right now I must go to confess.

The german: ¡Three minutes, Hans! ¿Do you think I have all the time in the world?

The mexican: So when will we get married ?

The french: ¿Was it good?

The blonde american: What's your name?

😂 @ the blond american.

¿Why did women love the movie Pretty Women?

Because they think they will find a good looking millionaire that will love them and give them anything they want... ¡No matter how slutty they have been!

we can wish 😛

😂 pablo, those are gold

WHAT WOMEN THINK DURING SEX

At 17: ¡Hope I don't get pregnant!

At 30 : ¡I wish this time he'll buy me those diamond earrings I want!

At 50 : We have to paint the ceiling

Mexican humor is gold BF, I've been translating them so I take a while to post them 😉

its well worth it, those are really good, never heard them before either, which is always a plus.

lol 😛

A kid is solving a crossword puzzle and he asks his dad:

"¿Five letter female sexual organ?"

The dad thinks:

"¿Vertical or horizontal?"

"Horizontal".

He quickly reacts:

"the mouth of course !"

yay gender bashing yay

💃 💃 💃

Practical Dictionary to understand women:

No = Yes.
Yes = No.
Maybe = No
But... = I'll do it again
You decide = But do what I want.
You can do what you like = Don't even try.
I'm not mad = ¡ Of course I'm mad you ******* !
You're very horny tonight = I won't put out.
¿Am I Fat? = Say I'm hot.
I wanna change the curtains =... and the carpets, and the paint, and the furniture... but with your money.
This kitchen is so small = I want a new house.
¿Do you love me? = I'm going to ask you for something.
¿How much do you love me? = ¡And it's expensive!
We need = I want.
We need to talk = NeceI'm going to complain about something or dump you, maybe even both.
We don't communicate well enough = You must agree with me.

lol... true...

I laughed at a few of them...

right on the money.....

Pablo, how many times have you posted that?

😂 I liked time racers better,

I love the golf ball one, its so true!!

i think they're funny...

Pablo, you had me rolling 😂 🤣 😂