What women from different nationalities say after sex
The spanish: We'll do this again tomorrow but right now I must go to confess.
The german: ¡Three minutes, Hans! ¿Do you think I have all the time in the world?
The mexican: So when will we get married ?
The french: ¿Was it good?
The blonde american: What's your name?
Practical Dictionary to understand women:
No = Yes.
Yes = No.
Maybe = No
But... = I'll do it again
You decide = But do what I want.
You can do what you like = Don't even try.
I'm not mad = ¡ Of course I'm mad you ******* !
You're very horny tonight = I won't put out.
¿Am I Fat? = Say I'm hot.
I wanna change the curtains =... and the carpets, and the paint, and the furniture... but with your money.
This kitchen is so small = I want a new house.
¿Do you love me? = I'm going to ask you for something.
¿How much do you love me? = ¡And it's expensive!
We need = I want.
We need to talk = NeceI'm going to complain about something or dump you, maybe even both.
We don't communicate well enough = You must agree with me.