Hey, I got a new joke.

Hey, thats some funny shit right there!

that not funny. and micheal never did anyth to any kids.

How about this? It's an algebra problem.😉

Dick is married to Jane. Jane f@cks John three nights a week and Dick works four nights a week. What is the probability that Dick will find John f@ucking Jane and beat the f@ucking sh@t out of him?

dont geddit

HA! That's why you get HOES not GIRLS, so if they f*** you over, you can just either shoot them in the leg or arm, or just LEAVE and find LOYAL HOES! 😛 😂

And Janie, Dick won't find me f***ing her, I'm da P.I.M.P. TO DAMN GOOD! 😉

hey im called jane.i have a boyfriend so im busy enough...

I got hoes all ova the U.S. 😉

you are also p*****g me off. you think your so god damn ace and your not.