KMC KGB!

i aint afraid of no KGB.

Then you may want to be apart of our cutthroat group.... if you apparently don't fear us

i fear no one and nothing.

Do you fear the air you breath? The light or sun on your skin? because the KGB is there... muhaha!

*walks in behind RJ* ...And we are all around you...you may not see us, or hear us, but we are here, watching, waiting...we will get you, don't you worry...we will, and when we do, you will regret it, and you will fear...the mighty KGB...MUAHAHAHAHA!!!

AHH new recruits!!!

Your first trial is to....to......DRINK 5 LITRES OF VODKA AND NOT FAINT!!!!! MWA HA!!! I DINT SAY IT WAS GONNA BE EASY!!!

*downs seventh for the hour, slams bottle to table, then turns to Kosta* only 5 huh...you must be getting weak in your old age...you know as well as i that a good russian can down much more than 5 litres without fainting, comrade...

Twas just the test. I wouldnt want to introduce so much alcohol in to your system straight away, good to see you can hold your liquor.
Now the second test. Eliminate 15 armed Mrine core and SAS special forces commandos, they are highly trained. Use caution, this should be a walk in the park for you.

wow this place is back!

*takes another drink of his vodka, then turns toward Kosta* Is this while we are sober, or after we have had 5 litres? b/c if you want me sober, this is gonna take awhile...*then turns back to table and takes another drink*

You *hic* drank *hic* all my vodka? *hic*

Pint for my car one for me, pint for my car one for me,.....

*gulp*
Sorry, Raven, took your last pint.

NOOOOOO! oh well one for naz, one for my car, one for me 🙂

i am a spy. i have stolen the secret plans while you guys were getting shit faced.

Russian troops fight better drunk.... little CIA man

Russian troops do everything better drunk. Americans pee better when drunk.

OH ya 🙂

Do Russians have little bathrooms of to the side of the battlefield? Cuz I hafta use it!

We are in our meeting house for operatives theres one down the hall.