Are dogs better than people? · The Off-Topic Forum

silver_tears Senior Member

Are dogs better than people?

10. Dogs love it when your friends come over.

9. The later you are, the more excited a dog is to see you.

8. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.

7. Anyone can get a good looking dog.

6. Dogs don't care if you haven't taken a shower in days.

5. Dogs never need to examine the relationship.

4. Dogs think every meal you cook is just perfect.

3. Dogs don't keep wearing your favorite clothes on the nights you need them.

2. Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you've had.
and last but not least...

1. Dogs even find you amusing when you're drunk!

badkittykitty cockeyed

dogs are awesome,I adore my dogs even though now they smell like a skunk!

KidRock Senior Member

dogs kick ass!

silver_tears Senior Member

lol but people are better 😉

julibug Senior Member

cats rule. sorry.

clarie56 Junior Member

I love dogs. They are adorable. I think they are better than the people.

Silent Guardian Senior Member

Re: Are dogs better than people?

Originally posted by silver_tears
10. Dogs love it when your friends come over.
9. The later you are, the more excited a dog is to see you.
8. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
7. Anyone can get a good looking dog.
6. Dogs don't care if you haven't taken a shower in days.
5. Dogs never need to examine the relationship.
4. Dogs think every meal you cook is just perfect.
3. Dogs don't keep wearing your favorite clothes on the nights you need them.
2. Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you've had.
and last but not least...
1. Dogs even find you amusing when you're drunk!

Are you trying to use (a) dog(s) to replace your significant other. Or are you just having relationship problems and are turning away from humans. Do not get me wrong Dogs are amazing. But it seems like you are trying to justify yourself for doing something.

All I will say on this matter is that beastiality is illegal in the constitutional US.

jinXed by JaNx Senior Member

Re: Are dogs better than people?

Originally posted by silver_tears
10. Dogs love it when your friends come over.
9. The later you are, the more excited a dog is to see you.
8. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
7. Anyone can get a good looking dog.
6. Dogs don't care if you haven't taken a shower in days.
5. Dogs never need to examine the relationship.
4. Dogs think every meal you cook is just perfect.
3. Dogs don't keep wearing your favorite clothes on the nights you need them.
2. Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you've had.
and last but not least...
1. Dogs even find you amusing when you're drunk!

I dont know about people as a whole, but they certainly sound better than woman.

KakashiKun "Well done Turner"!

Dog's surpass us in the worst ways possible. That's how they rock.

AC/DC'S_LVR All That Noiz

Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx
I dont know about people as a whole, but they certainly sound better than woman.

i concur 😄

steverules_2 Senior Member

My dog bites people and humps his toy chicken

JacopeX Restricted

Dogs are better than any pet.

Enough said.

Mairuzu Old School Cool

Rather have a fox

gefallen_engel Beautiful Disaster

I want a dog but all I have are stupid birds 🙁

steverules_2 Senior Member

I want a monkey

GCG Red Bull

Re: Are dogs better than people?

Originally posted by silver_tears
10. Dogs love it when your friends come over.
9. The later you are, the more excited a dog is to see you.
8. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
7. Anyone can get a good looking dog.
6. Dogs don't care if you haven't taken a shower in days.
5. Dogs never need to examine the relationship.
4. Dogs think every meal you cook is just perfect.
3. Dogs don't keep wearing your favorite clothes on the nights you need them.
2. Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you've had.
and last but not least...
1. Dogs even find you amusing when you're drunk!

Response:

10) Bullshit; They dont stop barking and wake the whole neighborhood

9) Well, if that statement is form a woman......

8) Dunno

7) Who cares how it looks; as long as it doesnt smell bad.I heard they eat their own feces

6) eeeeehhhhh; same as reply 9

5) That True

4) xcept vegetable based meals

3) excusema what?

2) hailoslwha?

1) Yeah; you try breaking into a villa with 2 dobermen and let me know how amusing they find you.

Final Blaxican Restricted

Dogs are the best animal. Way better than dumbass cats.

However they fail compared to humans.

Kosta I'm a rooster illusion

Dogs over cats anyday. However, if dogs were as intelligent as people, they would be just as bad as us, I think.

AC/DC'S_LVR All That Noiz

Originally posted by Kosta
Dogs over cats anyday. However, if dogs were as intelligent as people, they would be just as bad as us, I think.

so youre saying we snff eachothers croches
pee on trees and bushes
and drink from the potty?:confuse:

Raelin XoXo

Re: Are dogs better than people?

Originally posted by silver_tears
10. Dogs love it when your friends come over.
9. The later you are, the more excited a dog is to see you.
8. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
7. Anyone can get a good looking dog.
6. Dogs don't care if you haven't taken a shower in days.
5. Dogs never need to examine the relationship.
4. Dogs think every meal you cook is just perfect.
3. Dogs don't keep wearing your favorite clothes on the nights you need them.
2. Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you've had.
and last but not least...
1. Dogs even find you amusing when you're drunk!

You know why I love my dog? He is always happy to see me when I come home. Even if everyone is annoyed with me, or I'm annoyed with them, he is just happy to have me home. 🙂