Come Backs to Pick Up Lines........

Started by silver_tears2 pages

Come Backs to Pick Up Lines........

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Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"

Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized !"

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing".

Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?

😂😆😂

he he he he he.

funny

😆 oh Irene!

hehehe!

i cant think of a come back to this one

man:you have 206 bones in your body. would you like another one?

common misconception!! 🙄

How about the universal come back - F**k off your ugly!

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Originally posted by Baylin
How about the universal come back - F**k off your ugly!

👆 that would work

*sigh* it usually does...it dont matter if ur witty as long as u get the point across...

lol

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Using comebacks just to counter a pickup line is as stupid as using a pickup line. Only time those are remotely funny if it's just to screw around, (AKA, humurously) and stuff.

-edit- Pretty good though.

Which is what we is doing here

😂 weel excuse my sexist thread then 🙄

it aint sexist! im male and i found this hilarious!

😆 oh dear!

Originally posted by silver_tears
😂 weel excuse my sexist thread then 🙄

well i like it👆 😄

yea so do I 😄