Don't Say This To Any Cop............

Originally posted by ReverendMakashi
Is that Famke Jansen on your sig?

yeah it is... isn't she hot droolio

hay officer can i ask you a question? Is it true that people become policemen because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?

Originally posted by Leo.M
yeah it is... isn't she hot droolio

hay officer can i ask you a question? Is it true that people become policemen because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?

Originally posted by ReverendMakashi
😱 😱 😂 😂Famke isn't that hot, Hilary Duff is kinda cute though. . . 😍 😍 😮‍💨 😮‍💨

i don't think Hilary Duff is at all hot, she's too... i don't i just don't think she's cute... you might think she's hot but we all have different taste 😛

Hey, you look like that girl I F***ed a few days ago...lets do it different this time... I will give you the breathalyzer test, now stick this in your mouth and blow 😆

Originally posted by Leo.M
i don't think Hilary Duff is at all hot, she's too... i don't i just don't think she's cute... you might think she's hot but we all have different taste 😛

Hey, you look like that girl I ****ed a few days ago...lets do it different this time... I will give you the breathalyzer test, now stick this in your mouth and blow 😆

😱 😱 😂 😂 😆 😆 👆 👆 Whaddaya think of Alyson Hanigan?

Originally posted by ReverendMakashi
😱 😱 😂 😂 😆 😆 👆 👆 Whaddaya think of Alyson Hanigan?

😕 are you asking why'd i think of her or what do i think of her ( it really late for me, so cut me a brake)

Originally posted by Leo.M
😕 are you asking why'd i think of her or what do i think of her ( it really late for me, so cut me a brake)

Hot or Not? Hey listen Mr. Frodo, don't get short with me! Do you get Sirius Satelite Radio with those ears?

Originally posted by ReverendMakashi
Hot or Not?

not... ELIZABETH HURLEY is hotter 🙂

Originally posted by Leo.M
not... ELIZABETH HURLEY is hotter 🙂

Amen bretheren. Your into mature women aren't you?

Originally posted by silver_tears
Things not to say to a cop when you're pulled over...

I only had one officer Mr. Keg..

Back off Barney, I've got a piece.

Want to race to the station, Sparky?

I know I was weaving, but I can't find the Honeycomb Hideout!

On the way to the station let's get a twelve pack.

You'll never get those cuffs on me...You Pussy!

Come on write the damn ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes!

Hey, wasn't your daughter a pork queen?

How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me.

Hey officer, is that your nightstick or are you just glad to see me?

I'm surprised you stopped me, Dunkin Donuts has a 3 for 1 special!

Yeah you can see my license and registration, officer, but could you hold my beer for a minute?

Sounds like you've had some experience. Here:

Originally posted by ReverendMakashi
Amen bretheren. Your into mature women aren't you?

I'm done with women around my age (well almost)... they can only do so much in bed if you know what i mean. older women have move experience

December 1, 1989.

That makes you 16 going on 17.

Older women can get into movies you can't.

lol

Originally posted by Deus Ex
December 1, 1989.

That makes you 16 going on 17.

Older women can get into movies you can't.

lol

boxed2 were did i say i wanted to be in movies? 😕

Point is, you're talking about how you want an older woman for experience. It's a bit amusing considering just how young you are. Most guys your age only want an older woman to say "Yes" so they can stay out until midnight.

I said I'm not all the way done with girls my age but do like older women... besides allot of my friends are older then me, so you can say I'm use to hang out with people that are older then me

Whatever suits you. But I'd take advantage of the girls your age before you move on to the old hags. They have these things called "needs" and "wants", and don't even get me started on money. Back in high school, you could take a girl to a cheap sit down restraunt, or hang out at the mall. You get up there, and the woman wants a king's ransom at the drop of a hat.

Cop? Donut? Yep.

Originally posted by silver_tears
Hey officer, is that your nightstick or are you just glad to see me?

*sniff deeply* i smell bacon!!!

hi officer how much makes you forget this? 😗

didnt i see you on cops?