T.G.I.F :Thank God I'm Female

Tired Hiker Here! Just made a few quotes about some things I read, thought I'd share. Don't be offended by the first one, Silver. The first one is a joke. The rest are all true!!! 😈

Originally posted by silver_tears
1. We got off the Titanic first.
"Girl, you are the Titanic!"

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
"All systems support men have crabs."🙂

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
"I always thought I looked good with panties on my head."

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
"No, that was probably your horny brother or uncle."

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
"You mean, you can cry and get off on the Tired Hiker!"😉

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
"Bullsh!t, no man or woman could ever resist a night with Jessica Rabbit."

7. Taxis stop for us.
"Yeah, I've watched Taxi Cab Confessions on HBO, thank you!"😛

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
"True, very true . . . . . . . . but we get to *** ***** until we die"😮‍💨

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
"Damn, who's your boyfriend? Kermit The Frog?!!"

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
"Same answer from number 8."

Again guys dont take this the wrong way 😍 u know i luv yas 😄

Tired Hiker Here! I have more coming up! Just be patient . . . byeee! 💃

Originally posted by silver_tears
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions

A BIG nod to numbers 2, 26, 29, and 30 ✅

Agree with Bid there...✅

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS, I WANT JOHNNY DEPP'S BABIES!!! 😍

Tired Hiker here!

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
"I can tell when a friend is gay by when I go to hug him and he grabs my balls."🙂

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
"I'm wondering if you are gay! You keep bringing it up, suger pie."

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
"And another color around my PLANET JUPITER"😕

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
"Yeah, whatever. You never know what you do in your sleep."

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
"But you do have to fart. That, in itself, is amusing."

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
"Until I tell all my friends."

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
"You should try it. You might like it."

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
"Yeah, you stay home from school. Or call in sick to work. Ah hah ha ha ha hahaha."

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
"Well, I'll do that for you."

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
"Cuz they know your an EZ lay."

Again guys dont take this the wrong way 😍 u know i luv yas 😄 [/B][/QUOTE] 😱 🍺

Tired Hiker here! Hope you all enjoyed the second part! Byeee! 💃

😆🤣😆

You all know all of it its true....🙄

No matter what you say the truth remains... females are BETTER in more aspects than males 🪩

You have nice butts, I'll give you that. 🙂

PART THREE:

Tired Hiker Here!

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
"Oh, you just know it by heart?"

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
"And we have the ability to undress you." 😮‍💨

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
"I only talk to naked chicks, so I wouldn't know."

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
"Yeah, but if you marry someone 20 years older, he's a 'lucky guy', right?"

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
"And we'd be to embarassed to tell you if there was!"😛

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
"Like, those chocolate edible undees."

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
"Five thousand times."

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
"That's why I wear sandals!"😄

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
"Hmm, one hundred and two uses for lipstick!"

30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.
"From a guy!"😱 😈 😆

Tired Hiker Here, Byeeeeeeeeeeee!🍺 💃 😮‍💨

I thought this was a thread about the restaurant...damn... 😛

Tired Hiker, you are hilarious! I'll post my fave responses tomorrow, I'm too tired tonight.

Sweet Right On!

well, females are better then men... they can ... ... "play" more 😉

thats cause we have more toys than you guys 😉

dont be jealous its not like we deprive you all of our toys we all share!

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
"All systems support men have crabs." ~ hahahaha

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
"You mean, you can cry and get off on the Tired Hiker!"~ Is that an invitation? 😖hifty:

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
"And another color around my PLANET JUPITER" ~ 😱 *Puts on new color of lipstick* want another ring?

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
"Well, I'll do that for you." ~ 😱 😱 LMAO ROTFL 😱 😱

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
"Cuz they know your an EZ lay." ~ Very good point

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
"And we have the ability to undress you." ~ True, very true 😖hifty:

thank you god! 😇

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
You all know all of it its true....🙄

No matter what you say the truth remains... females are BETTER in more aspects than males 🪩

To bad men own every damn thing in the world and you gals will never make the same amount of money then us for doing the same job!!

As they say, never trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die!

🙂

Some of those are just social vagueries.

I have NEVER felt REMOTELY inclined to touch any teammate at all (when in an all boy team).

I have never felt at all inclined to hug any male friend. Isn't that an obvious sexual gesture?

Otherwise, about right 😂

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Agree with Bid there...✅

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS, I WANT JOHNNY DEPP'S BABIES!!! 😍

ME TOO ME TOO!!!😍

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
You all know all of it its true....🙄

No matter what you say the truth remains... females are BETTER in more aspects than males 🪩

✅✅✅

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
No matter what you say the truth remains... females are BETTER in more aspects than males 🪩

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*coughdenialcough*