I Am God!!!!!!!

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I Am God!!!!!!!

omg ok my english two class had this report to do on julis cesar ok so everyone does it and it was due today but i didnt go to school on a count of the reginals golf match and so i didnt do my project took the kids like 10 to 20 hours to do this and i am not fucuckin joking but this kid i know who is a junior gave me his A paper he did last year and i just copy pasted it print and BOOOOMMMM all done in like 10 minutes it took ten mintues cause it was a 10 page report so it took a while to print i am crying with joy just think i didnt have to do shit i will post the report on thsi thread just to show u how long it was

1. The play begins as two senators confront

a group of drunken plebians (commoners) who

are celebrating Julius Ceaser’s victory over rival

general Pompey. The senators are upset that the

plebians are rejoicing over a Roman killing a

Roman.

1. Wherefore rejoice? What brings home?

what tributaries follow him to Rome?

2. We meet Julius as he embarrasses his wife

in public by telling his right-hand man to touch

her during the rites of lupercal so she’ll have a child.

A soothsayer tells him to “ beware the ides of March”.

2. Forget not in your speed. Antonio to touch

Calphurnia, touched in this holy chase, shake off

Their sterile course.

3. While Ceaser and his followers go off to see the

race of lupercal. Brutus remains behind. Cassious, his

brother-in-law remains behind also. He wants to talk

to Brutus in private.

3. That yourself which you yet know not of

and be not jelous on me, gentle brutus,

where I am

4. Cassius realizes Brutus is worried about Caesar’s

growing power and tries to get Brutus to commit

himself to opposing Caeser. Cassius is jelous of Caeser.

4. I was born free as Caeser; so were you;

we both have fed as well, and we can both

endure the Winters cold as well as he.

5. Caeser and his party come back. Caeser

look upset but can immediately tell Cassius is

up to something. He wanrs Antony about Cassius’s

“lean and hungry look.”

5. Let me have men about me that are fat, sleek-

headed men, and such as slepp a-nights. Yond Cassius

has a lean and hungry look. He thinks too much, Such

men are dangerous.

6. Brutus and Cassius ask Casca to tell them

what upset Caesar. Casca describes how Antony

offered Caeser a crown and how the crowd’s reactions

made him refuse it (regretfully. Casca thinks)

6.Why, there was a crown offer’d to him; and

being offer’d him, he put it by with the back

back of his hand, thus, and then the people tell a-shouting

7. Brutus leaves without commiting himself to any-

thing. Cassious plans to forge letters to Brutus to

make it seem that many Romans oppose Caeser

and are looking for a leader. (Cassius will try any-

thing to get Brutus into his conspiracy.)

7. As it they came from several citizens,

writings, all tending to the great opinion that

Rome holds of his name.

8. It’s a month later. The eve of the ides of March. A

violent storm terrifies Casca. Cassius uses Cas-

ca’s fear o get him to join the conspiracy by tell-

ing him the storm is because Julious Caesar is to be

crowned tommarow. Casca joins.

8. Why, you shall find that heaven hath infas’d

them with these spirits, to make them instruments

of fear and warning unto same monstrous state.

Tis caeser you mean, is it not Cassius?

9. Brutus walks alone in his garden. He has to make

up his mind tonight about killing his friend. He

loves caeser as a person but hates his lust for

power. No man. He decides. Can handle all that

power.

9.Brutus it must be by his death; and from my

part, I know no personal cause to spurn at him, but

for the general.

10. The conspiraters call on Brutus. Cassius is so anx-

ious to have Brutus as “frnt man” that he makes

three concessions: they wont swear on oath of loyalty:

they won’t ask Cicero to join: and they wont kill Anthony,

too. Brutus joins.

10. O Cicero, name him not! Let us not break with him,

for he will never follow anything the other man began.

I think it is not Mark Anthony so belov’d of Caeser.

11. When conspirators have left. Portia. Brutus’s

wife. Emerges from her hiding place. She emands

to know what her husband is up to. Saying she can keep

a secret. (she’s stabbed herself in the thigh to prove it.)

Brutuas apologizes. But before he can explain, a last

Person calls.

11. I have made strong proof of my constancy, giving

myself a voluntary wound here, in the thigh; can I

bear that with patience, and not my husbands secrets.

12. Now we see why Cassius wanted bruts to head

the conspiracy. The visitor, Ligarius, Doesn’t really

care about the detals: it’s enough for him to

know the conspiracy is right. He joins.

12. Lucius: here is a sickamn that would speak with you.

13. At Caeser’s house. Caeser is awakr because of

the storm. His wife is worried, and tells, asks, then

begs him him not to go to the Senate today. Finally

because Caeser is nervous himself he agrees.

13. Your wisdom is consum’d in confidence.

Do not go forth today; call it my fear

That keeps you in the house and not your own.

Mark Anthony shall say I am not well,

And for thy humor, I will stay at home.

14. Decius. One of the conspirators. Arrives to get

Caeser to the senate. He hears Caeser is not

Going because of Calpurnia’s awful dream (of

A statue of Caeser spouting blood) and reinterprets

It as a fortunate dream. Besides, he adds, the

Senate had planned to crown Caeser…

14. I have, when you have heard what I can say;

and know it now: the Senate have concluded

to give this day a crown to mighty Caeser.

If you shall send them word you will not come,

Their minds may change.

15. As Caeser arrives at the senate. Artemidorus

tries to pass him a scroll which warns Caeser of

the conspiracy, but Caeser won’t take it. The

soothsayer reminds him that today is the ides

of March.

15. “Caeser, beware of Brutus; take heed of Cassius;

come not near Casca; have an eye to Cinna; trust not

Trebonius; mark well Metellus Cimber; Decius Brutus loves

Thee not; thou hast wrong’d Cauis Ligarius.

16. Another senator wishes the conspirators luck.

(They haven’t been as secret as they’d thought.)

The conspirators, including Brutus, surround

Caeser and stab him

16.

17. Mortally wounded. Caeser turns to see Brutus

with a dagger. He says. “Et tu, Brute!” (You too,

Brutus_!) “then, fall, Caeser!” Then he dies at the

Base of Pompey’s statue.

17.Et tu, Brute?- Then fall Caeser. [Dies.]

“Liberty, freedom, and enfranchisement!”

18. Immediatley there is panic, but Brutus and Cas-

sius assure the terrified senators no one else is to

be killed. Then the conspirators bathe their hands

in Caeser’s blood to show they are proud of their

deed.

18. People, and Senators, be not affrighted.

Fly not,; syand still; ambition’s debt is paid.

this is the rest of it and omg it was so long and guess what i didnt have to do shioooottttttt

19.Antony, who has been decoyed by a conspirator,

returns and sees Caeser’s body. He tells the group

that if they’re going to kill him, they should do it

now. Brutus says they’re not.

19. O Antony! Beg not your death of us.

Though now we must appear bloody and cruel,

As by our hands and this our present act

You see we do, yet see you but our hands

And this the bleeding business they have done.

20. Antony agrees to go along with the conspirators

as long as they can explain why they killed Cae-

sar. Also, he wants to speak at Caeser’s funeral.

Brutus agrees and Antony shakes all the conspi-

Rators’ bloody hands, (Cassius doesn’t like this

A bit.)

20. Let each man render his bloody hand.

First, Marcus Brutus, will I shake with you;

Next, caius Cassius, do I take your hand;

21.As soon as the conspirators have left. Antony

turns to Caeser’s body and apologizes. He swears

he will avenge caeser’s death. A servant brings

news that Caeser’s nephew Octavius is a few

miles out of Rome, with an army. Antony smiles.

22. Outside the crowd gathers. Brutus makes a com-

plicated “arty’ speech which the plebians don’t

understand. He says he slew Caeser because

kingship is too much power for any man. The

plebians want to crown Brutus.

22. Then none have I offended. I have done no more to

Caesr than you shall do to Brutus. The question of his

Dying, a place in the common wealth, as which you shall not?

First Plebian: Bring him with triumph home unto his house.

Second Plebian: Give hima statue whith his ancestors.

Third Plebian: Let him be Caeser

23. Then Anthony comes in with Caesr;s body. The

crowd is hostile, but soon begins to be swayed by

his understandable style and his hinting that Cae-

sar has left them something in his will.

23. Here’s a parchment with the seal of Caeser;

I found it in his closet, ‘tis his will.

24. Antony plays the crowd like a vilon. He cries,

shows them Caeser’s cut and bloody togo, telling

them who stabbed where (how does he know?).

and then shows them Caesr’s body. Finally he

reads the will. The croud riots.

24. Why, friends, you go to do know not what.

Wherein hath Caeser thus deserv’d your loves?

Alas, you know not! I must tell you then;

You forgot the will I told you of.

24. Here is the will, and under Caeser’s seal:

To every Roman citizen he gives,

To every several man, seventy-five drachmas.

25. A victim of the riots Cinna the Poet, who is torn

to pieces because of his name (and because he’s

in the wrong place at the wrong time). The riots

give Antony an excuse to bring in Octavius’s army

and declare martial law. Brutus and Cassius flee.

25. It is no matter, his name’s Cinna. Pluck but

his name out of his heart, and turn him going.

Tear him, tear him!

Come,brands, ho, firebrands! To Brutus’, to Cassius’; burn

All! Some to Decius’ house’ and some to Casca’s; some to

Ligarius’. Away, go!

26. Rome is now controlled by Antony, Octavius, and

Lepidus, who make a “hit list” of people they in-

Tend to kill. Soon Lepidus himself may be on it, for

Octavius and Antony already plan to get rid of him.

26. These many shall die, their names are prick’d.

Your brother too must die, consent you, Lepidus?

27. In a camp in Sardis, Brutus awaits the arrival of

Cassius. Both have raised armies to fight Antony

And Octavius, but there is a dispute between them.

27. Hark! He is arriv’d.

March gently on to meet him.

Bid our commanders lead their charges off

A little from this gorund

28. Inside where the troops cannot see. The argument

erupts into full spate. The two commanders argue

about how Cassius raises money, who is the bet-

ter soldier, ect…until Cassius comes out with whats

really bothering him.

28.Brutus, bait not me,

I’ll endure it. You forget yourself

To hedge me in. I am a soldier, I,

Older in practice, abler than yourself

To make conditions.

29. ‘Even when you killed Caeser, you liked him better

than you liked me.” Cassius cries. Suddenly Brutus’s

anger evaporates and both men turn and laugh

at the poet the men have sent in to calm them.

29. Poet: for shame, you generals! What do you mean?

Love, and be friends, as two such men should be,

For I have been seen more years, I’m sure, than ye.

30. As the two friends talk, we hear of the awful con-

ditions in Rome. A hundred senators have died

and Portia has commited suicide. Cassius feels

awful.

30. That by proscription and bills of outlawry

Octavius, Anton, and Lepedis

Have put to death an hundred senators.

Why,farewell,Portia. We must die, Messala,

For certain she is dead, and by strange manner.

31. Cassius wants the army to stay out, but he gives

in to Brutus, who wants to meet Antony and

Octavius halfway, at Phillipi. Later Caeser’s

Ghost appears and says. “Thou shalt see me at

Phillipi,” but Brutus goes anyway.

Perhaps he wants to die there.

31. Thy evil spirit, Brutus.

Why com’st thou?

To tell thou shalt see me at Phillipi.

Well; then I shall see thee again

Ay, at Phillipi

Why, I will see thee at Philippe then.

32. Before the fighting, the leaders of the two armies

meet. Antony and Octaviusare obviously disaree-

ing (but agree there will be no treaty) Brutus and

cassius saygoodbye to each other: they don’t

expect to win.

32.Words befor blows; it is so, countrymen?

33. Brutus lets his troops go to soon. Cassius, cut

off, thinks they have lost because Pindarus, his

Servant, misinterprets what he sees, (remember.

Everyone is in Roman uniform.) Rather than be

Captured. Cassius, Cassius comits suicide

33. Caeser, thou artreveng’d

Even with the sword that killed thee. {dies}

34. Titinius, Cassius’s friend, comes back with a wreath

of victory for him. Seeing him dead, he too com-

mits suicide. Brutus interrupts this as Caeser

avenging himself, and orders another attack..

34. By your leave, gods!- this is Roman’s part;

Come, Cassius’ sword, and find Titinius’ heart. {Dies}

35. The attack fails and the battle is lsot. While

a couple of his brave officers buy Brutus time,

Brutus orders his servant to hold his sword, then

Runs onto it, killing himself.

35. Farewell, good Strato. {runs on his sword.} Caeser,

now be still, I kill’d not thee with half so good a will.[Dies]

36. When Brutus’s body is discovered, Antony calls

him “the noblest Roman of them all” because

only Brutus acted for the good of the state alone,

not from personal motives. They take his body for

honorable burial.

36. This was the noblest Roman of them all;

All the conspirators, save only he,

Did that they did in envy of great Caeser;

He, only in a general honest thought

And common good to all, made one of them.

His life was gentle, and the elements

So mix’d in him that nature might stabd up

And say to all the world, “This was a man!”

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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahhahahahahahahaha and guess how much it cost 2 bucks 😱 😱 i am god i am getin an A for copy and pasting hahahahaha 😂 😂 u will never see me this happy again

bravo deniro bravo

😄 my smile is like 250000 times that i am not joking i got the whole night to myself rather then fuuckin 8 hours of home work muahahahahhaaha 😈

u betta hope the kid got a good grade......

true.

hmmm doesn't seem that hard. its only on Juleas Caesar.....damn Bactus.

ceaser kiked ass he gave us salads

it was hard cause it was so ****in boring ok the teacher wrote out parts of the scenes of the play into shorter and more understandable version and what u had to do was type her verison then also go into the book and find what she said but how the book said it and type that so it would have taken a long asss time and also gotten on my nerves so it was hard long and borning but for me an easy A and yea that kid got like a 95 on it last year

im sorry but i would laugh and laugh if u failed 😂

me too

Wow! Looks like you got off lucky!

Just hope the teacher's don't notice.

did the kid charge you cuz man I could get good money doing that kind of stuff in college

i had to giv the kid two bucks that all but no she wont notice cause the teacher is cool as **** not to mention the kid handed the paper in last year and also she is a really cool teacher cause she never gives out home work or ne thing so its all good and the kid got an A on it last year so i should get an A too its the exact same paper

Kleva

i think thats illegal, it's copywriting, or maybe it isn't since you payed for it.

o better lock my doors and hope that the fbi dont knock em down for a copied paper in english two 😂 its not illegal it is just copying wich is punsihable for a school tod o though

De. this thread is VERY BORING MATE

fire ummm ur right, i just read it over again and it is stupid arent u a mod close it for me i want to have one of my threads closed i have never had that happen to me just say it was a qesution thread and the qeustion was answered so u closed it