Originally posted by Tied Hiker
Yes you called it oh chainsaw yeilding one! Through fire . . . and water and dirty sex dungeons. From the red light district to the highest peak I fought with the Nasty Five Testicled Balrog of Morgoth.Until at last I threw down my enemy and smote his ruin upon the mountainside after giving him fat titty twisters.
Darkness took me and I strayed out of thought and time and into a wet dream. Porn Stars wheeled overhead and every day was as long as a John Holmes penis. But it was not the end. I felt life in me again. I've been sent back until my task is done and I've boned a librarian.
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