speaking of the yankees
Johnny was in his fourth grade class in a Boston school, when the
> teacher asked the children what their father's did for a living. Johnny
> was being uncharacteristically quiet so the teacher asked him about his
> father. "My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off his
> clothes in front of other men. If the offer is good, he'll go out to the
> alley with a guy and make love to him for money." The teacher was
> shocked and sent all the other kids to work on some coloring, and asked
> Johnny if this was true. "No," he said. He plays for the Yankees, I was
> just to embarrassed to say so